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[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

Comments

[justoscar]

That-- but--

How do you even get the time to eat if it's a LIFESTYLE?

[givehead]

No offense man but do you know what a lifestyle even means? You realize people live all kinds of lifestyles and food is usually just part of that.

[justoscar]

I know that huntsmen and huntresses live and breathe their work when they get into it-- that's a lifestyle.

[givehead]

Yeah, but they probably still eat, c'mon.

[justoscar]

This is true. But, I've only met one who can Actually Cook.

I'm not a Huntsman, so my casseroles don't count.

Still... I'm a little mixed up about the

the

INTIMATE RELATIONS

With birds, bird monsters, and people.

The

The

The PARTS don't really MATCH.