un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[givehead]

No, but then what's the fun in having one?

Sure thing, Kyle.

Listen, darling, do I actually come across as the sort to care enough to lie to you about your aesthetic potential?

[kyley_b]

i don't know.

i guess not, no. 7 seems awfully high is all. besides it doesn't matter.

[givehead]

Why does it not matter?

[kyley_b]

because karkat likes me anyway.

[givehead]

So, because you got the guy, you don't want to try anymore?

Unique approach to a relationship. I wouldn't go that route, but I guess you are the one with the boyfriend and not me.

[kyley_b]

what? no! no that's not what i meant! i try! i went shopping for nicer clothes!

do you really think i should cut my hair?

[givehead]

Depends. When was the last time you actually got a hair cut?

[kyley_b]

uhm
probably 2 years ago?

[givehead]

Then yes, Kyle, you need a hair cut.

[kyley_b]

ok. i'll get one.

[He sighs and looks at himself. Yeah. He's a mess. Ugh.]

just shave it down, you think?

[givehead]

Jesus.

Dude, just let me do it.

[kyley_b]

ok.

thanks.

[givehead]

Sweet. A smart choice. Let me know when and where.