un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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Re: tex

[givehead]

Exactly.

Dude. You get it. You don't even just get it, you're living the dream. Walking the walk. Clear out, folks, this monster fucker right here is loud and proud and he's gonna slam down that slug the moment he's gots the chance. Folks, show some fucking respect to our A-star here.

Okay, that actually is extremely cool. You got good taste. If that were a boy slug, I'd be head down ass up too.

[chickenchoicejudy]

thank you, thank you. it's an honor just to be nominated.

ha, you'd still have to get in line, dude. even if Lady Bop was Lord Bop I'd still be swooning here.

[The fun perks of bisexuality!]

but hey!!! you should still go meet her anyway if you haven't. her club is sick and she throws a mean party. and I mean it she knows every song ever. ever!!! it could be the most obscure garage band no one's ever heard of or the jingle for some discontinued gum that you still get stuck in your head sometimes and she'll still know it beat for beat, note for note.

[givehead]

If you get to slug it, let me know how it is so we can keep track of these things.

I respect the hustle. I wish I was less picky, but here we are.

(Gay through and through. Tis his curse.)

Yeah, I heard about her and was thinking of celebrating my 21st there since I don't actually think I wound up celebrating it at all back home. I've never been to an actual club and they always have looked fun.

[chickenchoicejudy]

Will do!!!

[Or he'll forget. He'll probably forget. But it's the thought that counts?]

that's either really depressing or one hell of a blackout dude. I don't know whether to say congrats or I'm sorry? Maybe both???

but hey! no shame in celebrating all over again! clubs are a blast anyway, even if it's not your birthday anymore. thoooough you could probably just say it's still your birthday anyway. no need to get technical if you might get a free drink or two out of it, right?

[givehead]

Nah. No need to apologize. Probably no need to congratulate either. Not yet.

That's true. Do you go to clubs? You should go clubbing with me. You sound like you would be fun to party with.

[chickenchoicejudy]

I am the MOST fun to party with.

but yeah!!! we should totally go clubbing! there was a while where I was talking my way into clubs like EVERY night. it's a good time!