un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

Comments

[chickenchoicejudy]

Will do!!!

[Or he'll forget. He'll probably forget. But it's the thought that counts?]

that's either really depressing or one hell of a blackout dude. I don't know whether to say congrats or I'm sorry? Maybe both???

but hey! no shame in celebrating all over again! clubs are a blast anyway, even if it's not your birthday anymore. thoooough you could probably just say it's still your birthday anyway. no need to get technical if you might get a free drink or two out of it, right?

[givehead]

Nah. No need to apologize. Probably no need to congratulate either. Not yet.

That's true. Do you go to clubs? You should go clubbing with me. You sound like you would be fun to party with.

[chickenchoicejudy]

I am the MOST fun to party with.

but yeah!!! we should totally go clubbing! there was a while where I was talking my way into clubs like EVERY night. it's a good time!