deernet | un: timaeusTestified | text

Entry tags:

un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

You've been made aware that the Pthumerians are effectively the gods of this world, haven't you?

Good things rarely happen when lesser beings couple with gods.

Yes. And it would seem that Sleepers are seen as some sort of demigod.

What makes you believe I am a lesser being? I'm technically a god too. I hardly consider that lesser.

we're still very much under their thumbs. So much for being demigods.

If that's the case, what then are you, the god of sophomoric vulgarity?

There is always a system of hierarchy no matter where you go. Unavoidable.

I am the Prince of Heart. So, basically, yeah. God of boners and premature ejaculations as is my birth rite.

When you express it so, you sound like almost every adolescent human male I've had the misfortune to cross paths with, only with a god complex. What are you, your world of origin's answer to Zeus in the Hellenistic pantheon?

Damn, you got me. I'm just a sweaty, lonely teen hoping to fill up a sock before the night's over.

Your concept of gods is incredibly narrow. Not every god exists to serve a religion or pantheon.

Continue this line of chatter and you may end up that way. No woman worth one's time could be swayed by it.

And yet the pantheons humans create may well be based upon encounters with some entity or entities from outside their scope of experience.

It's a really good thing I don't like women then.

Maybe. But the type of god I am doesn't function that way. I died and ascended to godhood.

I doubt any men of quality would be interested in you. I can think of one who'd be on you like lint on a cheap serge suit, but I don't think he's here now.

I have some familiarity with death and rebirth. But it sounds as though godhood was completely wasted on you. You could use it to change the world, bring lasting peace, end pollution and poverty, and you use it instead to gratify your basest appetite? Disgusting.</span

You're not wrong. Congratulations. You made the observation most people take forever to conclude. What gave it away? If that guy ever shows up, hook me up with his digits.

It seems you feel like you know anything about me enough to make such sweeping assessments of my personality and life choices. Your arrogance is almost worse than mine.

Please enlighten me where you got my life history exactly and the explicit details of which describe the choices I've made with my godhood.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[Text][UN:A_Wesker013] [Forward dated to December 5th]

[text]

Re: [text]

Re: [text]

Re: [text][CW: Misanthropy, aka Wesker being Wesker]

Re: [text][CW: nsfw jokes because dirk's dirk]

Re: [text][What a pair they make...]

[text][they are BONDING...]

[text][Bonding like potassium and water...]

[text]