un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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Re: [text][CW: nsfw jokes because dirk's dirk]

[givehead]

Damn, you got me. I'm just a sweaty, lonely teen hoping to fill up a sock before the night's over.

Your concept of gods is incredibly narrow. Not every god exists to serve a religion or pantheon.

Re: [text][What a pair they make...]

[subject_013]

Continue this line of chatter and you may end up that way. No woman worth one's time could be swayed by it.

And yet the pantheons humans create may well be based upon encounters with some entity or entities from outside their scope of experience.

[text][they are BONDING...]

[givehead]

It's a really good thing I don't like women then.

Maybe. But the type of god I am doesn't function that way. I died and ascended to godhood.

[text][Bonding like potassium and water...]

[subject_013]

I doubt any men of quality would be interested in you. I can think of one who'd be on you like lint on a cheap serge suit, but I don't think he's here now.

I have some familiarity with death and rebirth. But it sounds as though godhood was completely wasted on you. You could use it to change the world, bring lasting peace, end pollution and poverty, and you use it instead to gratify your basest appetite? Disgusting.</span

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[givehead]

You're not wrong. Congratulations. You made the observation most people take forever to conclude. What gave it away? If that guy ever shows up, hook me up with his digits.

It seems you feel like you know anything about me enough to make such sweeping assessments of my personality and life choices. Your arrogance is almost worse than mine.

Please enlighten me where you got my life history exactly and the explicit details of which describe the choices I've made with my godhood.