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[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[givehead]

It's fine. It's not personal. It was never a secret where I came from.

I'm technically a genetically cloned human, but I was raised entirely in isolation by robots in a world without other humans. Except for my friend Roxy, but she was too far away for us to ever meet in person til way later.

Then I ascended to god tier and was able to splinter my soul and it's this whole thing. Point is, I'm technically a human, but I am not sure if I feel like I've ever been a human, I guess.

[laminae]

wow dude
that's a lot, you've had a crazy life
what were your robots like?
did you grow up on an Earth? have you ever heard of Ooo?

[Might as well check....]

what the heck's god tier?
and what's splintering your soul that sounds painful

[givehead]

They were super cool. One of them is here with me, actually. He is sick at rapping. No one can beat him and I've been trying for years.

Yes, technically. What used to be earth anyway. I'm from Houston, Texas, but a flooded over version of it.

Never heard of Ooo. Is that where you are from?

It is part of a complex game my friends and I were playing. We had all had a quest bed and if we died on the quest bed, we would ascend to god tier which allowed us a unique set of abilities catered to our strengths and personality. It also makes us kind of literal gods with conditional immortality.

It's basically the highest level we can get to.

It's a thing I can do with my powers. I'm Prince of Heart. I can manifest parts of my mind outside of my body and put them in things and other minds. I can also rip people's souls out. It can be painful. It kind of fucks with your head sometimes, but I'm a pro at it by now. Splinting my soul, I mean. I don't rip souls out too often.

[laminae]

ha ha really? that's sick, one of my younger brothers is a robot and he raps too

yeah it is
humans got pretty much wiped out forever ago so i was wondering
we don't got a Houston, Texas though

oh cool highest level that makes sense
like out of an rpg or something

wowww
ok one that sounds crazy powerful
please do not rip out my soul/s
two that's awesome you're a prince
i'm a knight! no cool powers like yours though i just got grass stuff

[givehead]

Robots are the fucking coolest. I'll introduce you to him sometime if you want. Do you rap at all?

Yeah, I shouldn't have even really existed either. Time shenanigans are wild.

That's about right for a descriptor, I'd say.

It is. I won't so long as you don't give me a reason to. Considering how chill you are, I doubt that will be a problem.

My bro was the Knight of Time. Knights are total badasses. Grass stuff? Like Poison Ivy type shit?

[laminae]

they are!! that'd be sick man
i used to? when i was human
not so much anymore, musically i'm into the flute and guitar

time shenanigans are totally wild
they also totally suck

ha ha i don't anyone would really call me chill but i'm trying

that's a sick title, did he have time powers?
maybe? who's Poison Ivy?

[givehead]

Flutes and guitars are dope too. We should create some music together sometime. I do remixes all the time and it would be sweet to have some live instrumentals.

They really do. They're a nightmare.

You seem chill to me, bro.

Yeah, he was really good at them too, but pretty fucked up over it too. I don't think anyone can have time powers and not get fucked up.

Oh, man. She was this character from a comic book series. At first, she was just an insanely smart botanist who learned to use plants against people who wanted to destroy the earth and sleazy men, so like, obviously she's fucking cool, right? In later iterations though she was actually able to physically control and communicate with plants and was basically this cool plant lady.

See?



She is technically a "villain" character, but I always thought she had some of the more reasonable motives. She was one of my favorites.

[laminae]

that would be sick! i love music jams

um thanks!
i guess it's easier to be chill when it's just texting

yeah you got a point there
i don't think anyone can get away from getting messed up when it comes to time shenanigans, even if you're a whole knight

oh uh wow

[Holy cow, Poison Ivy is goooorgeous.]

she looks uh
really powerful
sounds really powerful too
and cool!
i'm not that cool
i got powers like her though i guess
i'm made of grass though which is pretty lame

[givehead]

Fuck yeah, dog. We'll do it up. Shit, I'm excited. I haven't had a good jam session in way too long.

Yeah. If anything, it just becomes more complicated to become a good knight. I wish I had been able to be there for him more.

(She really is. She wasn't Dirk's type, but he can appreciate a woman's aesthetic and attitude.)

She's an absolute queen. Plus she has a cute clown girlfriend. She's the best.

I bet you are that cool. I wish I had powers like her. It'd be so cool to seduce men to their doom. I guess I could do that now, but there's something spicy about having a whole theme to it.

That isn't lame. There are so many plants in existence you are like a wild card of potential.

[laminae]

sweet! nothing's better than a sick music jam

you weren't? was it because of time shenanigans junk?
bros are important hey

a clown gf? man why a clown
clowns suck

ha well the seducing thing isn't something i can do
she could probably do that without powers anyway she sounds cool enough to be able to do it

uh i guess i can grow toxic plants
and vines and stuff
also swords
grass swords

[givehead]

Yeah, time shenanigans junk. Some other junk.

To be fair, she is more of a jester or harlequin technically:



And she's actually really cool too. She's spunky.

Yeah, seduction really doesn't require powers.

Dude, that's so awesome. Swords are the best.

[laminae]

nope
nope nope noooooope
there is no kind of clown that is a good clown

yeah ha ha so hey if you're good at it maybe you'll stand a chance with a Pthumerian!!

they totally are
anyone who disagrees is lying to themselves

[givehead]

My bad, man. No good clowns. Got it. Do you have one of those phobias against clowns or is this more of a general bad experience thing?

We'll have to see. I look forward to the challenge.

Exactly. They have no idea what they are denying themselves. It's sad, really.

[laminae]

uh both kind of
had a real bad experience with clowns when i was younger
clown nurses specifically
they were traumatizing

glad there's someone else around here who gets how great swords are
there are lots of blacksmiths over in Willful Machine
they make some really cool stuff

[givehead]

I think clowns are a universal evil. We had a rageroid clown in our situation too. Dude was mad hard to kill.

Good to know. I was going to take up making a sword for some dude myself. Might be worth learning some blacksmith trade.

[laminae]

they 100% are, dude
did you actually manage to do it though? i mean kill him

yeah do it man!!
i've started making swords for people here
i got a friend who helps me out with it too
it's really fun

[givehead]

I have no fucking idea. I don't think we could ever kill him.

Sweet. I'll make a metric ton of swords then. It'll be awesome.

[laminae]

oh my Glob i feel real bad for you
an unkillable rage clown
i can't imagine how much that would suck

sick!! when you do we should trade swords!
and trade blows if you are into fighting!