un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[givehead]

Yeah, time shenanigans junk. Some other junk.

To be fair, she is more of a jester or harlequin technically:



And she's actually really cool too. She's spunky.

Yeah, seduction really doesn't require powers.

Dude, that's so awesome. Swords are the best.

[laminae]

nope
nope nope noooooope
there is no kind of clown that is a good clown

yeah ha ha so hey if you're good at it maybe you'll stand a chance with a Pthumerian!!

they totally are
anyone who disagrees is lying to themselves

[givehead]

My bad, man. No good clowns. Got it. Do you have one of those phobias against clowns or is this more of a general bad experience thing?

We'll have to see. I look forward to the challenge.

Exactly. They have no idea what they are denying themselves. It's sad, really.

[laminae]

uh both kind of
had a real bad experience with clowns when i was younger
clown nurses specifically
they were traumatizing

glad there's someone else around here who gets how great swords are
there are lots of blacksmiths over in Willful Machine
they make some really cool stuff

[givehead]

I think clowns are a universal evil. We had a rageroid clown in our situation too. Dude was mad hard to kill.

Good to know. I was going to take up making a sword for some dude myself. Might be worth learning some blacksmith trade.

[laminae]

they 100% are, dude
did you actually manage to do it though? i mean kill him

yeah do it man!!
i've started making swords for people here
i got a friend who helps me out with it too
it's really fun

[givehead]

I have no fucking idea. I don't think we could ever kill him.

Sweet. I'll make a metric ton of swords then. It'll be awesome.

[laminae]

oh my Glob i feel real bad for you
an unkillable rage clown
i can't imagine how much that would suck

sick!! when you do we should trade swords!
and trade blows if you are into fighting!