un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[givehead]

I have no fucking idea. I don't think we could ever kill him.

Sweet. I'll make a metric ton of swords then. It'll be awesome.

[laminae]

oh my Glob i feel real bad for you
an unkillable rage clown
i can't imagine how much that would suck

sick!! when you do we should trade swords!
and trade blows if you are into fighting!