un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[hauntedsavior]

Never really had anyone try to take me apart before.
Hope you can't blame me for being a little gunshy.
You big into, like, inserting malevolent viruses into CPUs?
Turning robots into Bonzi Buddies screaming about hot milves in your area?

[givehead]

I won't try to dismantle you too thoroughly. The idea is more the exact opposite of that.

I don't blame you. I probably wouldn't be thrilled to have someone cracking me open either.

Not really, actually. I prefer organic corruption to technical.

(That's one way to call yourself manipulative.)

[hauntedsavior]

Oh, cool, good thing I don't have anything organic.
(It'll be fine. Better men than you have tried that whole organic corruption thing on me.)
(No offense.)

God, you pop this thing open and it's gonna make a sound like a video game chest.
Except the only thing inside is a picture of a cool sword.

[givehead]

Hey, we just met. You don't know if they are better than me.

You act like a picture of a cool sword isn't a rewarding find. That would be sick. I hope that's what is in my chest.

[hauntedsavior]

Hard to top my dad, but you're welcome to try.
It'll definitely throw a wrench into our working relationship, though.

From everything you've told me so far, you've definitely got nothing but cool swords in there.

[givehead]

I would love nothing more than to top your father. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

That might be the nicest thing anyone has ever told me.

[hauntedsavior]

Please do not fuck my dad.
It won't be a good experience for either of you.

[givehead]

I will try my best to resist the urge.
Is he hot though?

[hauntedsavior]

He could be the hottest dad in the world and he'll still have disowned me for being a dyke.

[givehead]

Oh. Yeah. Homophobes don't deserve getting a primo orgasm.

I can just kick his ass instead.

[hauntedsavior]

Now that, I can party with.
Let's do that instead.
He ever shows up here, we'll both go in on him together.