un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[givehead]

Hey, we just met. You don't know if they are better than me.

You act like a picture of a cool sword isn't a rewarding find. That would be sick. I hope that's what is in my chest.

[hauntedsavior]

Hard to top my dad, but you're welcome to try.
It'll definitely throw a wrench into our working relationship, though.

From everything you've told me so far, you've definitely got nothing but cool swords in there.

[givehead]

I would love nothing more than to top your father. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

That might be the nicest thing anyone has ever told me.

[hauntedsavior]

Please do not fuck my dad.
It won't be a good experience for either of you.

[givehead]

I will try my best to resist the urge.
Is he hot though?

[hauntedsavior]

He could be the hottest dad in the world and he'll still have disowned me for being a dyke.

[givehead]

Oh. Yeah. Homophobes don't deserve getting a primo orgasm.

I can just kick his ass instead.

[hauntedsavior]

Now that, I can party with.
Let's do that instead.
He ever shows up here, we'll both go in on him together.