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[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[givehead]

That can change.

Anyway, the dude I'm talking about is definitely a raven, not a crow. He's too big to be a crow. Granted, he also has four arms, so applying typical raven standards to him might not be too wise.

[onekindsoul]

Okay- We might be talking about different people- My uncle is definitely a crow and he doesn't have six arms.

...If my aunt showed up in town we might have a different story though. She's definitely a raven but I'm pretty sure she's still short a few arms.

Wait- What can change?
Do you think you can pick him up?
Or do you think he's a monster?
...Or both?

[givehead]

I mean, I'll check your uncle out too. I'm an equal opportunist here.

Good to know. Impressive lineage.

That I can pick him up. I don't really see monster as being a bad thing.

[onekindsoul]

I know, right?
I'd say I'm one with the birds but I didn't end up with any birdy traits myself.
Kind of a ripoff if you ask me.
There's also like a weird eldritch wizard in there somewhere down the line.
But that's kind of weird and hard to explain-

That's fair! Well he's not one but he can be hard on himself and might take it as a derogatory. Even if it's not.
You can definitely try and pick him up though-
For a date or bench him- He's all skin and bone and easy to lift probably.

[Okay. Maybe she's carried him cross country before when he was dying. But she did have help.]

[givehead]

Hey, birds are fucking cool.
Having wings would be a total upgrade. Granted, I can fly anyway, but aesthetically speaking they would be cool to have.

Trust me, I'm familiar with weird. Eldritch wizard doesn't sound that outlandish to me.

Yeah, I'm pretty strong. I could bench most of the dudes here. I'll remember to chat him up sometime.

[onekindsoul]

They are!
Yeah I kind of do the whole flying thing- Or I like break apart into rose petals and can move through the air super fast.
Not really rose petals anymore- more frost- fire- or electricity since I got here. Doesn't fit my theme as well but I rock it.

Since I've gotten here I've realized it's definitely not that weird- But it's a huge deal back where I'm from. Mainly because the existence of magic and like the apocalypse have been carefully swept under the carpet.

Awesome- I would pay to see that.
His name is Qrow. Like Crow but spelled with a Q.
If you need a work out buddy give me a call.

[givehead]

I wish my flight was themed. It just looks like generic flying. That sounds like a way more dope form of flight.

The apocalypse is overrated anyway. Dime a dozen. There's an apocalypse every other genre. Magic can be pretty subjective though so I can see that a bit.

Wow, that's so clever. I can't really talk though.

Will do. Do you fight at all or just work out?

[onekindsoul]

It's pretty cool- Not gonna lie. I can't go like super far like regular flight but it definitely fits my aesthetic.

You got a point there- Not only was there the one in my world but I guess there was one here too with how the dream collapsed and this is what was left in it's wake.

His family was really on the mark with that one, though I don't know how much he likes it.

I fight! Probably fight more than work out but there isn't always a fight going on. I use a big old scythe with a built in sniper rifle. You can miss me on the battlefield.

Except for with bullets and other attacks and stuff- I'm pretty quick.

[givehead]

Yeah, I've heard a bit about the dream. Dream shit is wild, but it's not too unsurprising. Dreams are unstable. Realms connected to our psyche usually are.

Maybe they knew what was coming.

That's fucking sick as hell. I have an unbreakable katana. I'm only seen on the battlefield when I want to be seen.

We totally gotta beef it out sometime then. Throw it down.

[onekindsoul]

The dream was kind of my first experience with something like that-
I say experience as if I wasn't stuck there for over a year before it collapsed.

With how his powers in specific work- They probably did.

Dude- You sound like a total badass. Unbreakable katanas are so metal.

I'm one hundred percent down- We gotta find like the most dramatic place in town to duke it out. Might as well make it a show no one will forget, right?