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Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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You mean my armour?

Yes? Absolutely. Don't pretend you don't have other clothes. Even Maul has more than one outfit... admittedly I BOUGHT almost all of those outfits, but still.

[He definitely did not have other clothes. Okay, maybe a pair of pants for when he was letting his armour dry from washing.]

I have one outfit. And I'm not going on a date.

[SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT, SAVAGE? SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HER SHOPPING PLANS.]

Fine, I'll take you shopping, I don't mind! I'm used to taking Maul! Ooooh maybe I can get you a nice vest like I did for him. Or something in leather! You'd look nice in leather. Black, I know, but we'll do color accents!

Do you want yellow or orange accents? Honestly, I think we should go with complementary colors with your skin tone and do a nice blue. We can do that with you where we can't with Maul, if we do it with Maul, he ends up looking like he's ready for Christmas all year round. BUT a nice deep blue would look so nice on you!

[Sorry Usagi, Savage was sitting looking at his omni with a dawning horror that she might actually drag him shopping, and he wasn't certain what sort of area in the house he could legitimately hide in to avoid her. He also wasn't convinced his brother wouldn't join in if Maul saw this opportunity.

So he'll sit in silence experiencing one of those moments right before he was meant to head into a deadly battle.]

I don't want... shopping.

Hmm? Oh, well, that's fine, I already know your sizes so I can just buy stuff and bring it home for you to try on! I do that for Maul all the time. What, you think he willingly came with me to get a suit? [Pfft.]

How could you possibly know my size? [He considered himself one of the tallest people in this place.]

...I'm still confused why my brother lets you dress him at all.

You're brother. Duh.

You won't be once I bring home some fabulous options for you for your date.

He betrayed me!

[Of course Maul would take her side! His brother had been making one too many quiet observations and comments about making certain he was happy!]

I'm fine dressed as I am. I've dressed in far less.

[Too easy. Usagi grins.]

Oh my~ Well, that's okay, Savvy-kun, if you feel like you want to take that step with Dirk-san already on the first date, there's nothing wrong with that. Just make sure he does too.

[It took him a moment. Congratulations, he was back to growling almost constantly.]

I hate you. Things were far more peaceful without you meddling.

Love you too, Savvy-kun.

That's literally not possible. You hated me a month ago.

Ooooh ho ho no no no. [She laughs.] No, Savage, trust me when I say, I did not hate you.

[It may be a bit of a cliche, but if she hated him, he'd be dead.]

I was angry with you, certainly. But not hate.

Fine. You were angry with me a month ago, and it was quieter in my life for that.

[Still, he did need people like her to push him around. If he had people like her around more often, he might even recognized she was doing this to help not harm or annoy him.]

Probably way less fun, though.

Oh, wait, you hate fun. I forgot.

Oh well, I'll forget that again, honestly.

How are you the worst but still cheerful about it?

It's a gift.

It sounds like a curse.

Only to those I use it on~

That's full truth there.

Oh [She laughs] no, not really. You've barely scratched the surface about me.

To be fair, your brother barely knows EITHER, so. [Most of their conversations tend to BE about Maul and his problems or relationships. It's only recently that Maul's realized that.]

That's because brother asks many things of people but usually not their life story.

[Savage was used to Maul taking up most of the air in a room. He didn't mind for he knew his brother meant well for them both.

Of course, this was neither the time nor place for him to be digging at her life story either. He wasn't certain he wanted to know. Asking meant possible answers and answers might mean he understood her better and thus might not hate her like everyone else.

Maybe just one question.]

Are you one of those herbivores or are you an omnivore?

Mnn. [He's not wrong, but it's not on her to point it out to Maul. Maul "taking up most of the air in a room" is dead accurate, though.]

Uuuh, I definitely eat meat? Like, a lot? Or is this code for something else?

[Savage may be all for Maul, but they are still brothers. He's well within his rights to snarl if Maul was getting too full in the head.]

I don't think I could ever develop any affinity towards you if you were a vegetarian.

[He was ignoring the fact that yes, everyone else would probably go to the gutter with that one.]

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