un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[alternia_strength]

D --> You did what
D --> No wait I probably do not wish to know what happened to my remains after death
D --> It would almost certainly irritate me

D --> I prefer to fornicate with others of my species
D --> or at least of a bipedal
D --> No
D --> Wait
D --> Wait Wait
D --> I am not fornicating with anyone
D --> Do not imply such grotesquely salacious and inappropriate things about me
D --> It is e%tremely uncouth

D --> I require a towel

[givehead]

(God, trolls were great.)

It's cool. A lot of your dead bodies were put to good use.

(He doesn't interject. Just lets Equius mess it up all on his own with a steadily growing smirk.)

Oh sure, dude, I get it. You have a type.

Hey, you were the one who said it, not me. It's cool if you're getting your bucket on. I respect the game.

Are we talking a hand towel or a beach towel?

(Yes, he's teasing you.)

[alternia_strength]

[... ... ... Equius.exe is rebooting. Excuse him a minute. Properly scandalized, is this troll.]

D --> I am quite and e%cruciatingly certain that they were
D --> Those details it would beh00ve not to elucidate

D --> I am not presently getting my pail on as you would put it
D --> I prefer to work on myself first

D --> What is the difference other than surface area for mopping up sweat

[Totally not aware. He had black hole density, this one.]

[givehead]

Got it. I will not elucidate. Your lexicon is impressive.

Probably a good idea. Relationships aren't worth the trouble.

One is a lot bigger and better for a mass fluid spill.

[alternia_strength]

D --> One must maintain a sufficient le%icon for all occasions
D --> Le%igraphical capacities are STRONGLY preferred in every situation

D --> I am uncertain that I can counter that logic
D --> It is likely better that I cannot at this moment

D --> Frond sized would be sufficient in that case

[givehead]

Yeah, most people don't tend to realize the importance of flexible language.

Trust me. I'm a Heart player. Focusing on yourself is always for the best.

I don't think you realize how foul that actually sounds.

[alternia_strength]

D --> Ah
D --> I see
D --> That e%plains many things already
D --> I should have realized that you were a Heart player

D --> I am aware that how we put things in Trollian tends to sound perverse to humans
D --> Likewise humans are so very odd in how they describe things are they not