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[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

Comments

[givehead]

Bossy is better than doormat.

It is incredibly smart. It's intuitive to individual needs. In my defense, the kismesis thing is definitely a kink for someone you can get off with that you fight with. That's pretty kinky if you ask me.

(Yup, sorry Kyle.)

Sure you're not.

With the right hairstyle, you could pass for a seven.

[kyley_b]

on that we agree.

i mean it COULD be, but you don't HAVE to fuck a kismesis.

i'm really not! i am tired.

bullshit, but thanks. the hair is a disaster, i know.

[givehead]

No, but then what's the fun in having one?

Sure thing, Kyle.

Listen, darling, do I actually come across as the sort to care enough to lie to you about your aesthetic potential?

[kyley_b]

i don't know.

i guess not, no. 7 seems awfully high is all. besides it doesn't matter.

[givehead]

Why does it not matter?

[kyley_b]

because karkat likes me anyway.

[givehead]

So, because you got the guy, you don't want to try anymore?

Unique approach to a relationship. I wouldn't go that route, but I guess you are the one with the boyfriend and not me.

[kyley_b]

what? no! no that's not what i meant! i try! i went shopping for nicer clothes!

do you really think i should cut my hair?

[givehead]

Depends. When was the last time you actually got a hair cut?

[kyley_b]

uhm
probably 2 years ago?

[givehead]

Then yes, Kyle, you need a hair cut.

[kyley_b]

ok. i'll get one.

[He sighs and looks at himself. Yeah. He's a mess. Ugh.]

just shave it down, you think?

[givehead]

Jesus.

Dude, just let me do it.

[kyley_b]

ok.

thanks.

[givehead]

Sweet. A smart choice. Let me know when and where.