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[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

Comments

[royalfling]

Hey Ryan, have you been approached by any monsters?

[ Who want to have sex with you? ]

[chickenchoicejudy]

ugh, no! not even one!

not that I'm even looking really, but it's nice to be wanted, y'know???

[The fact that none of them have is quite frankly rude. He's right here to be flirted with!]

[royalfling]

If they haven't flirted with you then they must not really be into Sleepers!!!

Unless they're shy??

[ Because Ryan is great! Obviously! ]

[chickenchoicejudy]

there is like NO way they're ALL shy

maybe they can like, smell monogamy on me??? is that a pthumerian thing????? they just know I have min at home but flirting has nothing to do with actually hooking up with someone soooo. no idea what THEIR problem is.

[royalfling]

Yeah maybe that's it!!!!

I don't know
This is all really confusing

And yes!! Flirting isn't the same thing!!! You can totally still flirt

[ Maybe. Right?! He has a lot to talk with Mako about after this ]

[chickenchoicejudy]

totally! flirting is fun and doesn't have to be anything serious. when you do it right it just makes people feel good about themselves!

[Or at least, that's how he's always seen it. It's a game to play at bars and clubs and if someone isn't feeling it then you back off.]

so like. they can flirt with me any day I am RIGHT here

[royalfling]

Yeah!!! Definitely!!!!

Did you do that? When you and Min were in the same place???

[ While he's talking the talk, he has no idea how Mako would feel if he flirted with other people ]

And they should!!!! You're a catch!!!

[chickenchoicejudy]

aw, thanks man! you are too!!! I'm sure monsters will hit on you eventually :)

[There is a DOWNRIGHT SUSPICIOUS lack of response to that other question though.]

[royalfling]

Maybe!!!!!

Honestly though, Mako is being a total monster right now. I don't know how many more I need

[ Just letting it slide.... ]

[chickenchoicejudy]

you know...we're all squid now right?

so

if you think about it

teeeeeeeeeechnically we're all monsters?

[He's not helping.]

[royalfling]

RYAN

[ Why are his friends like this ]