un: timaeusTestified | text | Birthday Boy

[givehead]

Turning 21 has been a completely underrated experience. I was expecting the blackout and loss of time. Even the warping to a new place isn't out of the realm of estimated probability.

But being genetically altered is a plot twist. I assume it is so we can fuck the monsters.

I call dibs on the raven dude.

cw: looots of kink/fetish/nsfw jokes/conversation going on in this here post.

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[givehead]

If you ever need advice or pointers, I have been told I am a good teacher. That's actually not a come-on, BTW.

What can I say? I have big dreams.

[droptheious]

Oh. Thanks. I. Well, I'll keep that in mind. Appreciate the offer.

I wish you the best of luck, then. Try not to get smited by them.

Smote? Smoted? Smited? Whichever.