voice; un: joker

[stealhearted]

Hey, are all the animals here just really big into stealing things? Is this a weird thing that no one warned me about? [ He sounds a little exasperated, a little out of breath, and extremely confused. ]

If anyone sees a deer with a pair of red and black plaid pants, please try to get them back for me. I'm running out of clothes to steal.

Comments

[danserai]

Maybe they just like the smell and think there's food nearby.

[stealhearted]

There's food in my house, but not in my pants...

[danserai]

It's probably just the smell? Something that sticks to clothes would do that.

[stealhearted]

Maybe I should wash them with a smell deer don't like? I don't know what deer dislike, though...

[danserai]

I think there are certain herbs you can use . . . like lavender and rosemary.

[stealhearted]

Rosemary might make it smell like food... Isn't lavender one of the calming ones? That could work.

[ He lives with some people who could use some calming herbs... ]

[danserai]

It is! And it should work well against deer.