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deernet2022-01-01 03:51 am
survivalthroughhate) wrote in deernet2022-01-01 03:51 am
Entry tags:
- ahiru: timmy,
- albert wesker: ref,
- darth maul: shade,
- darth nox: saint,
- fern: pan,
- illarion albireo: lark,
- izuku "deku" midoriya: tea,
- kyle broflovski: emma,
- lance: charley,
- luke skywalker: skyla,
- luz noceda: pedro,
- michael: lu,
- reaper: vette,
- ruby rose: josh,
- snow white: jax,
- the medicine seller: greenrivers,
- vira-lorr: latroma,
- will byers: cee
Video; un: darkness
[The video starts off with Maul smiling which everyone who has been in Trench for more than a few months will realize is never a good sign. Fortunately, he's not here to terrorize everyone, just be a troll and gadfly to his mate.]
Hello everyone. Since I'm sure he'd never tell you himself, I'm here to inform you that Reaper has just turned sixty. That's right, he's officially OLD. There's nothing for him but going downhill now, becoming more decrepit and decaying and plodding along until he just drops dead one day or I mercifully smother him with a pillow. [He's still got that wicked grin on his face but he's managed not to laugh so far.] I suggest you all send him birthday wishes, preferably from a safe distance away or over the Omni since otherwise there is a very good chance he'll try to blow a hole through you with one of his shotguns.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stay one step ahead of him so he can't find me and do the same. [He can't contain himself any longer and there's a cackle of delight as he turns the video off.]
Hello everyone. Since I'm sure he'd never tell you himself, I'm here to inform you that Reaper has just turned sixty. That's right, he's officially OLD. There's nothing for him but going downhill now, becoming more decrepit and decaying and plodding along until he just drops dead one day or I mercifully smother him with a pillow. [He's still got that wicked grin on his face but he's managed not to laugh so far.] I suggest you all send him birthday wishes, preferably from a safe distance away or over the Omni since otherwise there is a very good chance he'll try to blow a hole through you with one of his shotguns.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stay one step ahead of him so he can't find me and do the same. [He can't contain himself any longer and there's a cackle of delight as he turns the video off.]