un: FLYHIGH

[asas]

hey my name is shōyō hinata, that’s 日向翔陽! there’s a lot of kanji about the sun and flying in it☀️🪶 i’m a pro volleyball player and i’m gonna be one of those night walkers. even if that really sounds like something you’d name a zombie, doesn’t it? why don’t they use THE FUN GUYS or WALKING ARCADE?

anyway if anyone needs a good time, i know exactly what you need! sports. it gives your brain the same amount of searatonin and dopemeen that doing nsfw stuff does so we’ll win big any way you look at!! 💪 [ searatonin and dopemeen are not typos. he doesn’t really remember how to type them correctly. head empty, only balls. ] i’ll play anything you’d like, even though volleyball’s what i know most about. i tried pretty much everything in middle school or saw it on tv so i know basics ⚽️🏀🏈🏉⚾️🎾🏓🏸🏒. beach volleyball too, i played for a couple years in rio. if you just want to talk or hug or hang out and not do sports stuff, i’m cool with that too. just uhhh not the nsfw stuff i guess. only if we hit it off, or something. like that. i’ve never been on a date before. oh, and i can do delivery gigs, too. i worked for ifood and ubereats for a while.

anyway i’m looking for a knife, how to use it and how to suplex someone in self defense as first payment for SPORTS, IFOOD or VOLLEYBALL (BEACH OR COURT!!!) but after that food and playing more sports is a fair trade. if you just want to hang out, duh, that’s free. we can be friends.

just send me a message through here or private anytime! might be a little slow on the sports still cuz my legs and bones are recovering, but i really need to move before i go rusty. obrigado! thank you! ありがとう!

Comments

[torpour]

Night Walker you mean?

[asas]

4/5 spiking power!
okay, no. it’s probably 3/5. i can do push-ups/chin-ups no sweat and walk on my hands.

[ of course shōyō’s upper body has to be defined, but he’s smaller than most of the bazooka wing spikers— who have a much nastier kill than he did. he had something formidable, though! ]

what’s really gotten ripped are my legs, though! that’s where my weapon comes from.

[asas]

hell yeah i did!
nothing beats the sting on your palm when you spike a ball but i really liked the vibration you feel in your arms when you smack the racket, like POP

[asas]

[ the downsides of being an adult but also a beacon of boundless, youthful energy ]

hey man!
suplex is the famous one but i’m down to learn any self defense. what do you know??

[asas]

do you want to trade for some spare sports?

[hearthebell]

[Shōyō is such a physical person. He is his body; it's not some meat suit or carapace that just slows him down. L can't help but respect the sheer purity of the affection he seems to hold for these sensations.]

If there aren't an existing net and racquets here, I'm sure something could be jury-rigged without too much trouble.

You're feeling better, then?

[terriblepurpose]

[There's a reasonable functional assessment in there, actually.]

a spear or another type of polearm are easier to learn than knife fighting and have better reach.

what do you mean by ripped?

Text - idoloflove

[loveandduty]

Did someone say volleyball?

[asas]

[ his head rn ]

Ah— okay! I have gym clothes! [ thank god his bag washed up on shore along with his jersey— he knew he would still use them! oh my god, the moves— shōyō has a heavy feeling that he’s still going to get his ass kicked to learn, but he’s amped. ] When I first asked around, someone mentioned a gate to go to!

[asas]

so that’s why people get drunk . . . !

[ shōyō doesn’t drink for health and athletic reasons, his liver is pure and untouched for the highest metabolism rate. yes. but, ]

i’d love to learn from as many people as possible!!!

[hearuthinking]

Gym clothes will work. [He nods] We'll meet at this gate, then.

The best thing you can do for yourself when it comes to self-defense is bein' aware of your surroundings. Stay in well-lit areas when you can, and make sure you know where your exits are. And it's cold as balls out there right now, so be careful where you walk so you don't slip on ice and fall on your ass.

[pabugotmoves]

[It is a very, very weird day when Bolin is the foil in an interaction.]

Well I used to be a pro fighter and then I was in like two civil wars and then a soldier. So I've got some moves.

text | un: P.G.

[possessum]

( Peter, who was a Depressed Stoner in high school, knows very little about sports. He also just doesn't like moving around, in general.

But—

After losing almost an entire month to Corruption, he's.... been thinking maybe he should try to take some better care of his mental health (imagine)! And when this person mentions serotonin and dopamine (Peter gets what he's trying to say there), well... those are words his father used a lot in his psychiatry. Peter's pretty familiar with the terms.

This could maybe help him?? )

Since you know a lot about sports, can I ask you what's the easiest kind to play?
Or like the most chill?

( Peter, sports aren't really meant to be "easy"..... )

[vibing]

sure i could play sports

[ he's never heard of any of these sports ]

none of them can be as fun as sword fighting though
bet youll have fun with the knife

[asas]

i did
it was me
play with me play with me it could just be tossing if it's only us

[ he's forgetting something . . . ah yes! ]

please

[asas]

yeah but the name kinda sounds like zombies, so
the walking friend

[ shoyo just laughs alone because that was a joke ]

anyway, yup
all the other jobs aren't really up my alley
and I don't think I'll help as much being a farmer or something, I live in the city
or, used to
ever heard of são paulo?

[asas]

yeah all that grrrring around got me excited! I've been doing my morning routine where i could but i haven't played anything the whole month! one more day off my feet and i'll shrivel up and die

[ he's been watching and rewatching matches on his omni...... all the time ]

we can use fishing nets! bet there are racquets (is this french for rackets?) and we can use like uhhhh
i saw a leather ball with a kid on the street? it doesn't bounce though

(1/2)

[asas]

ohhh

[asas]

i'm totally in
ripped like buff!! defined!! made for the BAM (the BAM is the sound your feet make when you kick the court)

[ he's— oh god, yeah he's sending a picture of one, single (somewhat bandaged) leg. and giving a thumbs up at the corner. ]

I can jump real high!!!! 3.5 meters is my max so far!

[ which is wild because THAT'S MORE THAN TEN FEET ]

[asas]

[ you can't see it..... but shoyo is nodding his head so fast at everything he is his own new bobblehead. ]

I'll keep a good look out, I don't want anyone jumping me again either— Sooo, when are we gonna meet? Now?

[ dark and light shoyo: say now ]

[asas]

do you have battle scars from all three

[ VERY important before they proceed, nevermind that he can't count ]

(1/2)

[asas]

young grasshopper,
there's no such thing as an easy, most chill sport

[asas]

but we can start with the basics which is for beginners which is kiiiiind of like easy mode? is that why?

[asas]

like kendo? that's pretty neat! i wanna learn so I don't get killed out here, though, not for fun. cutting someone won't be fun.

soooo which sport do you want to play?
(say volleyball)
(you don't actually have to say it but)
(volleyball)

[hearuthinking]

Sure, I got time now.

[Best do it before shit goes down. He has already been warned that weird things tend to happen at least once a month around here]