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deernet2022-01-09 04:53 pm
measuringdicks) wrote in deernet2022-01-09 04:53 pm
video; un: trashmouth
Hey, guys!
[Richie looks much, much better than he did last month, now: he had mostly been a depressed mess through the past couple of months since Eddie left, but now he looks healthier. He's outside the Turtle Cove clinic right now, and if you look carefully in the background you'll see Venkman the Mimikyu riding atop S'mores the direwolf, the two of them patrolling around the clinic.]
First: welcome to Trench, newbies. If this is your first time hopping universes, the first thing you should know is that places like this tend to get very bloody and messy every month or so. Kind of like me fucking your mom while she's on her period, but with way more death and people getting fucked up. [This from the fifteen-year-old.] Anyway, if things go to shit and you need help, or a place to stay safe for a while, come to Turtle Cove. Just follow the turtles painted around town.
Second: Eddie [and Richie's breath still briefly hitches, his smile slipping before he steels himself and pushes his glasses back up his nose,] Eddie had a thing going where he was collecting people's blood samples for research. He wanted to see what kinda shit our blood could do here—if you haven't noticed, our blood is weird now, and from what I've learned, [thanks to Eddie and now Nehan,] different blood types have different effects and can be used to craft different things.
Since Eddie's—gone, that means I'm the one who needs to keep that going too. So—come over with a sample of your blood. I solemnly swear I'm not gonna do anything fucked-up with it.
Oh, and the last time I posted, I was asking for healers. I also want Blood Ministers now too, or just anybody who's pretty good at blood magic. Again, not for anything fucked-up, I just wanna make sure that I don't fuck up this project.
[Richie looks much, much better than he did last month, now: he had mostly been a depressed mess through the past couple of months since Eddie left, but now he looks healthier. He's outside the Turtle Cove clinic right now, and if you look carefully in the background you'll see Venkman the Mimikyu riding atop S'mores the direwolf, the two of them patrolling around the clinic.]
First: welcome to Trench, newbies. If this is your first time hopping universes, the first thing you should know is that places like this tend to get very bloody and messy every month or so. Kind of like me fucking your mom while she's on her period, but with way more death and people getting fucked up. [This from the fifteen-year-old.] Anyway, if things go to shit and you need help, or a place to stay safe for a while, come to Turtle Cove. Just follow the turtles painted around town.
Second: Eddie [and Richie's breath still briefly hitches, his smile slipping before he steels himself and pushes his glasses back up his nose,] Eddie had a thing going where he was collecting people's blood samples for research. He wanted to see what kinda shit our blood could do here—if you haven't noticed, our blood is weird now, and from what I've learned, [thanks to Eddie and now Nehan,] different blood types have different effects and can be used to craft different things.
Since Eddie's—gone, that means I'm the one who needs to keep that going too. So—come over with a sample of your blood. I solemnly swear I'm not gonna do anything fucked-up with it.
Oh, and the last time I posted, I was asking for healers. I also want Blood Ministers now too, or just anybody who's pretty good at blood magic. Again, not for anything fucked-up, I just wanna make sure that I don't fuck up this project.
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ministers not YET but hey hopefully this works
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how good are you at organizing schedules
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video; un: taka
[ Sasuke just doesn't have a sense of humor, CLEARLY. ]
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[That's fine, because Richie's just going to double down on his humor.]
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One of the most powerful medical ninjas in my world is here, but she won’t work with someone who talks that way about the dead.
Do you want help or not?
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...Christ, can't make a fucking joke without accidentally insulting somebody's dead mom around here. [Pinching the bridge of his nose and letting out a long sigh.] Yeah. Okay. I want help. What's her name?
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[ JUST A SUGGESTION from a person who wouldn't know tact if it bit him in the ass most days, so honestly, Rich, just ignore this hypocrite.. ]
Sakura. Her family name is Haruno, in case there's more than one Sakura in this place.
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are we just collectively beginning to lose our sense of humor now or what
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I suppose everyone has their own way of persevering.
Is this something you're doing only because you feel obligated to carry on your friend's work?
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I've not technically new here. I do remember being in Deerington while everything was falling apart? Though I guess that was months ago from what I'm learning but if you're looking for healers, I have medical knowledge and training from back home.
What do you mean by different blood types though? [her blood was already different and intentionally modified before this so that was the other part of this that got her attention]
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[Seriously, he's just one guy trying to run a clinic and look after a greenhouse here.]
Yeah, I think that was last year now. Deerington's still around, kinda, but it's all just fucked-up ruins now from what I hear.
[A pause.] Well, we all have magic blood now. But different kinds of magic blood give different kinds of powers. I have—I had. I had a friend who was a vileblood, and his spit could make bits of you go numb.
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she does pause though as she takes in the information about the magic blood because wow that is definitely a new thing] That's— yeah. I didn't know that was a thing. How many types are there and is there a way to know what type we have? [her blood isn't exactly normal in the first place since she became a nightblood, black blood running through her since she had it genetically modified so it's no wonder she hasn't picked up on any of this yet]
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I..can heal a little, by channeling the uh, ambient energy all around us. But it's a pretty new skill for me, and I haven't tried it here. I don't really have medical training beyond very basic first aid to go with it. I'm pretty sure I could do more with my healing, if I did.
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A little can go a long way. As for medical training, shit, I'm not the guy to go to, I'm still training too. But there's a couple of doctors around you can talk to, and a few other healers. Ask for Nehan. Or Usagi Tsukino.
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Nehan or Usagi Tsukino, got it.
Can I ask what your project is?
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[He sighs.]
It's been a fucked-up couple of months.
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I figured he was just laying low.. I guess.. when did Eddie ever lay low.
I'm sorry, man.
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her smile can only be described as tired]
I've been to many, many worlds, but worlds where the blood had multiple properties on a single planet is unheard of, not counting worlds with heavy immigration traffic, like Terra. You may have a sample of my blood, if you'd like.
Though, it's going to be hard pulling myself from your father's arms any time soon. [she calls out to somebody (nobody) off screen] Yes, of course sweetheart, I'm almost done. [if he's old enough to dish it out, he should be old enough to take it. she turns her attention back] Where should I meet you at?
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Shit, I wondered where he was going at night! Here I thought he was just trying to get away from all the noise your mom keeps making.
[And he can return it with interest. He does, however, quickly get serious:]
Yeah, sure. Come to Turtle Cove, I'll take a sample there and you can take a look at what Eddie put together, so you don't start to think I'm gonna use it for some fucked up blood ritual.
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No, no, he's busy making noise at mine. And if you want my mother, you're more than welcome to her. Someone needs to remove the stick from her ass.
[her mother. Madam President. the one who'd chased her across the galaxy and who keeps trying to undermine her marriage]
All right, I'll be there as soon as I can. And no blood rituals, great. I didn't bring my blood ritual dress with me.
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Dude, not a mental image I needed. Leave my mom out of your nasty male power fantasies.
But sure, blood crafting sounds like a typical Tuesday. Just good old fashioned clean fun. Is there a crafts fair where I can find blood coasters or little knitted blood hats?
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other than she's hot and she's a great fuck
and we're getting married in September congrats I'm your new stepdad
anyway all kidding aside
man don't look at me I'm not the blood guy here I'm just trying to pick up where my friend left off
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Eddie, yeah I knew him. We had a couple things in common and he was a pretty alright guy, so I guess I'll help out if you need it.
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I've got his notes
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Will I find you if I go to Turtle Cove and ask for "Trashmouth?"