richie "trashmouth" tozier (
measuringdicks) wrote in
deernet2022-01-09 04:53 pm
video; un: trashmouth
Hey, guys!
[Richie looks much, much better than he did last month, now: he had mostly been a depressed mess through the past couple of months since Eddie left, but now he looks healthier. He's outside the Turtle Cove clinic right now, and if you look carefully in the background you'll see Venkman the Mimikyu riding atop S'mores the direwolf, the two of them patrolling around the clinic.]
First: welcome to Trench, newbies. If this is your first time hopping universes, the first thing you should know is that places like this tend to get very bloody and messy every month or so. Kind of like me fucking your mom while she's on her period, but with way more death and people getting fucked up. [This from the fifteen-year-old.] Anyway, if things go to shit and you need help, or a place to stay safe for a while, come to Turtle Cove. Just follow the turtles painted around town.
Second: Eddie [and Richie's breath still briefly hitches, his smile slipping before he steels himself and pushes his glasses back up his nose,] Eddie had a thing going where he was collecting people's blood samples for research. He wanted to see what kinda shit our blood could do here—if you haven't noticed, our blood is weird now, and from what I've learned, [thanks to Eddie and now Nehan,] different blood types have different effects and can be used to craft different things.
Since Eddie's—gone, that means I'm the one who needs to keep that going too. So—come over with a sample of your blood. I solemnly swear I'm not gonna do anything fucked-up with it.
Oh, and the last time I posted, I was asking for healers. I also want Blood Ministers now too, or just anybody who's pretty good at blood magic. Again, not for anything fucked-up, I just wanna make sure that I don't fuck up this project.
[Richie looks much, much better than he did last month, now: he had mostly been a depressed mess through the past couple of months since Eddie left, but now he looks healthier. He's outside the Turtle Cove clinic right now, and if you look carefully in the background you'll see Venkman the Mimikyu riding atop S'mores the direwolf, the two of them patrolling around the clinic.]
First: welcome to Trench, newbies. If this is your first time hopping universes, the first thing you should know is that places like this tend to get very bloody and messy every month or so. Kind of like me fucking your mom while she's on her period, but with way more death and people getting fucked up. [This from the fifteen-year-old.] Anyway, if things go to shit and you need help, or a place to stay safe for a while, come to Turtle Cove. Just follow the turtles painted around town.
Second: Eddie [and Richie's breath still briefly hitches, his smile slipping before he steels himself and pushes his glasses back up his nose,] Eddie had a thing going where he was collecting people's blood samples for research. He wanted to see what kinda shit our blood could do here—if you haven't noticed, our blood is weird now, and from what I've learned, [thanks to Eddie and now Nehan,] different blood types have different effects and can be used to craft different things.
Since Eddie's—gone, that means I'm the one who needs to keep that going too. So—come over with a sample of your blood. I solemnly swear I'm not gonna do anything fucked-up with it.
Oh, and the last time I posted, I was asking for healers. I also want Blood Ministers now too, or just anybody who's pretty good at blood magic. Again, not for anything fucked-up, I just wanna make sure that I don't fuck up this project.

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Nehan or Usagi Tsukino, got it.
Can I ask what your project is?