004 Video; UN: Filledwithsunshine

[onebadapple]

Why hello there!

[Snow White is in her kitchen, which is really pretty standard. This time, however, she's not surrounded by food that is being jarred, pickled, or dried. Her army of animal friends is around her, per the norm. The more observant will notice that Snow has on an apron and has several stray bits of dough and mixing bowls around her.]


Several friends of mine have asked, and I thought, well, why not offer it to everyone!

I would like to offer baking and cooking lessons to everyone who might want them, oh not these friends mind you [Snow gestures to her animals.] they already know how to cook! [Because of course they do]! I can teach you the very basics, or if you'd like, much more advanced lessons as far as I'm able to!

I think everyone should be able to cook. I can teach you how to cook outdoors as well! It's very easy to start a fire once you know the steps.

The only ingredients we won't use are apples, but if there's anything else you've always wanted to learn, I'd be happy to try and help you!

[A songbird tweets something and she turns to look at them.] Hmm? Price? I haven't thought of one, I'm sure we can figure something out. [In that, it will be very likely Snow will ask for nothing in return because she does that.]

I look forward to helping you on your cooking journey!

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Voice; UN: Filledwithsunshine

[onebadapple]

[Snow remains in voice, if only because she needs her hands while she's cooking and baking and can't exactly be texting at the same time.]

Well, let's see! The very basics would be cleaning your food, how to cut it in different ways, how to know when something is safe to eat and not safe to eat, how to tell when something is properly cooked, how you can measure things when you don't have measuring cups or spoons, and how to use basic tools like a cauldron or frying pan! Or if you don't have that, how to substitute for them.

Those would be the very basics, I think.

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[This couldn't be real. Yet, here she was.]

I can bring water to boil and cook over a camp fire. I'm excellent with knives, and I know if it smells bad, don't eat it.

Voice;

[onebadapple]

[She's absolutely real.]

Oh! That's simply wonderful! I hope you're proud of that because I'm certainly proud of you!

[If this were text, that statement might come across as sarcasm but nope, she is absolutely 100% sincere. ]

Did you want more advance lessons, then?

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[This might have been what toxic positivity looked like. How far did it go down the rabbit hole was the question.]

Well, I need to skills to survive.

It seems I'm more advanced than I thought.

[Way more advanced than he was letting on. He was an excellent cook and excellent baker.]

Voice;

[onebadapple]

But how wonderful to give yourself credit for the skills you have!

Maybe you can teach me something! I certainly don't know everything, after all! [She giggles.] I learn new things everyday!

Text;

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[This was definitely toxic positivity. He felt himself dying just by being on the network with her.]

My skills transfer somewhat to cooking, I suppose.

Voice;

[onebadapple]

Well, you just let me know what you would like to do! Outside of school I have a very open schedule!

Text;

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I'm usually free mid-afternoon and early evening.

Voice;

[onebadapple]

Wonderful! Early evening will be perfect for me as well! I'm done with all my lessons by then.

Text;

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Where do I find you?

Voice;

[onebadapple]

I live in Crenshaw! Oh, Faramund will you-

[Reaper will be getting a picture of Snow White's home.]

Just look for the home with all the animals surrounding it! You can't miss it!

Text;

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[Just looking at that house made him want to puke. This was already a mistake, but he was too stubborn to call it off.

Maybe they would eat one of the animals... but he doubted it.]

Yes, it seems very unique. I will see you then.

Text; Wrap?

[onebadapple]

Bye bye then! Have a nice day and I'll see you soon!