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deernet2022-02-02 06:43 pm
onebadapple) wrote in deernet2022-02-02 06:43 pm
004 Video; UN: Filledwithsunshine
Why hello there!
[Snow White is in her kitchen, which is really pretty standard. This time, however, she's not surrounded by food that is being jarred, pickled, or dried. Her army of animal friends is around her, per the norm. The more observant will notice that Snow has on an apron and has several stray bits of dough and mixing bowls around her.]
Several friends of mine have asked, and I thought, well, why not offer it to everyone!
I would like to offer baking and cooking lessons to everyone who might want them, oh not these friends mind you [Snow gestures to her animals.] they already know how to cook! [Because of course they do]! I can teach you the very basics, or if you'd like, much more advanced lessons as far as I'm able to!
I think everyone should be able to cook. I can teach you how to cook outdoors as well! It's very easy to start a fire once you know the steps.
The only ingredients we won't use are apples, but if there's anything else you've always wanted to learn, I'd be happy to try and help you!
[A songbird tweets something and she turns to look at them.] Hmm? Price? I haven't thought of one, I'm sure we can figure something out. [In that, it will be very likely Snow will ask for nothing in return because she does that.]
I look forward to helping you on your cooking journey!
[Snow White is in her kitchen, which is really pretty standard. This time, however, she's not surrounded by food that is being jarred, pickled, or dried. Her army of animal friends is around her, per the norm. The more observant will notice that Snow has on an apron and has several stray bits of dough and mixing bowls around her.]
Several friends of mine have asked, and I thought, well, why not offer it to everyone!
I would like to offer baking and cooking lessons to everyone who might want them, oh not these friends mind you [Snow gestures to her animals.] they already know how to cook! [Because of course they do]! I can teach you the very basics, or if you'd like, much more advanced lessons as far as I'm able to!
I think everyone should be able to cook. I can teach you how to cook outdoors as well! It's very easy to start a fire once you know the steps.
The only ingredients we won't use are apples, but if there's anything else you've always wanted to learn, I'd be happy to try and help you!
[A songbird tweets something and she turns to look at them.] Hmm? Price? I haven't thought of one, I'm sure we can figure something out. [In that, it will be very likely Snow will ask for nothing in return because she does that.]
I look forward to helping you on your cooking journey!
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[Not ALL of them are blessed with The Menken.]
Hah, no. I'm a realist. Not so great with the...sunshine and rainbows.
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Then you should have even more reason to be about sunshine and rainbows, Varian.
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[He does not have the heart to tell her how likely it'll be that any of her dwarves show up, much less seven of them.]
Iiiii don't know, not really. I leave that to...other people.
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But Varian, you can't have rainbows without rain. You're just waiting for the rain to end.
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Hah, I guess you've got a point there. Heard anything on the metaphorical weather forecast yet?
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I'm so excited spring and summer are coming though! We'll need to start seeding as soon as we're able, especially so we have a much more bountiful harvest in fall!
But as for right this moment? Spring is coming and it's a lovely day because I get to speak to so many people. [And that's what Snow has never been ALLOWED to do, is talk to people, interact with them. Here? Here she's been allowed to do it SO MUCH and she adores every moment.]
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[He's not expecting intense blooms everywhere. ]
But maybe with the soil we've managed to get going we can have like...parts of the place with nice things growing. Myabe.
[Ugh. Going outside and interacting with people. He can, at least, understand why this is important to Snow. ]
There is that, I guess. Things are a little less...murdery at the moment out there for you to walk around in.
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Oh, anywhere my stepmother isn't is less, what did you call it? Murder-y! So long as she isn't here, then here is the safest place to be.
[That... is an absolutely depressing statement.
It is also a completely true one.]
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[Snow don't, it's a trap.]
Well. That's...sure one way to look at it.
CW: Child abuse
Well, what other way is there to look at it. So long as I exist, she'd be upset, and so long as I'm where she can reach me, I'm not safe. And this place has solved two problems in one solution! [Because the trauma of your only parental figure wanting to murder you violently is something she can't really... change. So she'll just have to settle on 'safe.']
CW: Child abuse
[Because at least he CAN write in their native tongue. It's easier than trying to adjust to reading and a different language at the same time. ]
Huh. That's- okay. I can get behind that. That's a really good point. [She can SPITE EXIST safely here!]
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I do try every now and then. [She giggles. Snow White doesn't think of it as "SPITE EXISTING" but he's not WRONG.]
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[She's too good and pure for this world.]
Hah, I've noticed.
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After all, if I can feed seven dwarfs I'm sure I can feed your entire household!
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