( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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Comments

[azurestar]

That's- that's just a turn of phrase!

[jedies]

Of course it is.

[azurestar]

It is!

[jedies]

Was I disagreeing?

[azurestar]

Not- you- ugh! I'm out! Not gonna fall for your Jedi Mind tricks. Nope, nah-uh!

[jedies]

Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded, I'm afraid.

[azurestar]

…Wait, did you just say I'm strong minded?

[jedies]

Is that what I said?

[azurestar]

…You're infuriating, you know that?

[jedies]

So I've been told.

[azurestar]

[A heavy sigh.] Well, if that is what you meant then thanks, but also you're totally a hundred percent wrong.

[jedies]

How so?

[azurestar]

Nope, not gonna go there. I just know myself and I'm leaving it at that.

[jedies]

If that were true, I don't think you'd bring it up in such a way.

[azurestar]

Maybe I'm just an impulsive guy.

[jedies]

Ah. The "maybe" again.

[azurestar]

Life's nothing but maybes.

[jedies]

Ah.

[ he pauses before speaking carefully. ]

Because you don't think you've accomplished enough to be anything more than a maybe?