( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[jedies]

There's no point in being weak-willed about it.

[decoyqueen]

Certainly. One must be bold when it comes to these matters, otherwise it just won't catch any attention.

[jedies]

Precisely. Though I must admit, this is a little above my usual work.

[decoyqueen]

You mean you don't usually post these offers for the world to see?

[ Sorry, this is too fun ]

[jedies]

Well. Not publicly.

[decoyqueen]

Privately, then.

Call me curious, but what would you say your 'usual work' is? If it's not too bold for a stranger to ask.

[jedies]

As a Jedi? We're peace-keepers. We help moderate conflict in the galaxy.

[decoyqueen]

Silly me, I assumed you meant your usual work as far as making offers like these.

My question was hardly bold in this case.

[jedies]

It was a bit oblique.

Usually I start with conversation and appreciation.

[decoyqueen]

I would say this is much different from your 'usual work', then.

What inspired such a change?

[jedies]

I wouldn't say I was the one inspired. My omni was.

[decoyqueen]

[ .... she pauses before answering. ]

And are you comfortable with that?

[jedies]

It doesn't make me particularly uncomfortable. Sex is sex and I've outgrown any childishness that comes with it.

[decoyqueen]

I suppose that's one way to look at it.

As long as lines weren't crossed or anything by this being posted.

[ Because she'll feel real bad for teasing otherwise. ]

[jedies]

As I said, I can't do any long-term commitments. My commitment is to the Order and it would be unfair to expect anyone to accept that.

[decoyqueen]

Then I hope, with all sincerity, that this helps you find the companionship your omni believes you need.

[jedies]

We shall see.

[decoyqueen]

[ This response takes a while to come back... a little after her own post has gone up, to be precise. And it's no longer text, but video instead.

All she has here to wear is the mourning gown and robe set that Padmé's living handmaidens wore to her funeral. Her hood is let down and even as the video is up, it takes her a moment to find her voice. Not the tone she and Padmé had developed for Amidala together, though she already finds herself wishing for that mask. ]

I'm sorry I concealed my identity until now... [ .... even still without actually introducing herself now. oops. ] But if you have a moment to spare, I've only just arrived and yours is the first familiar face I've seen.

[jedies]

[ it takes him a moment. he didn't know all of padmé's handmaidens, but he knew one. so obi-wan trusts his instincts. ]

Sabé.

[decoyqueen]

[ To be perfectly fair there's a lot of them. She doesn't smile, but there is some relief to hearing her name spoken. She nods. ]

Yes.

[jedies]

It's been a long time.

[ he hasn't seen her since . . . since naboo. ]

[decoyqueen]

To be perfectly honest, I'm a little surprised you remember me at all.

[ But that might be the little voice in the back of her mind telling her she's nothing special. ]

[jedies]

It's true we didn't spend a lot of time together, but my memory hasn't gone yet.

[decoyqueen]

[ That does earn a small grin, fleeting as it might be. ]

I suppose I did leave something of a lasting impression- being that I wasn't the one you were supposed to be guarding.

[jedies]

My Master did get a chuckle out of that.

[ at the time, obi-wan was exasperated. but that was years ago. now, he merely looks back at it with some fondness. ]