( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[jedies]

[ obi-wan hums softly. ]

It's true, times have changed. I found quiet bars to be a rarity of the past. Usually they're rather rowdy and uncomfortable.

[strikefirster]

There's a good loud and a bad loud. These new age bars for the kids with all the weird techno shit is pretty annoying. Find the right one with some bikers and an old juke box and that's more my speed.

They're a bit more quiet if you go during the day though.

[jedies]

I don't think we have many of those in Trench, I'm afraid.

Though we had plenty in the galaxy like them.

[strikefirster]

Dude. You're busting my balls saying that.

Give me some hope in this crappy town.

[jedies]

Perhaps you can look into starting your own business?

[strikefirster]

Not a bad idea.

But I'm going to stick to what I'm good at.

I'm working on opening up a karate dojo.

This would be a close second though.

[jedies]

A karate dojo?

[ dojo is a familiar word. karate however, is not. ]

[strikefirster]

Yeah.

It's a form of martial arts where I'm from. Old school and badass.

It's how real men settle their differences back where I'm from.

I teach if you ever want to learn.

[jedies]

I appreciate it, but I'm already trained in martial arts. Any more and that would be overkill, so to speak.