( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[lightthedarkness]

Ha ha. I'm fine, thank you for asking.

Saw is... a word.

[jedies]

What happened?

[lightthedarkness]

Managed to escape Maulberry Milkshake, was headed to his place to see what was going on, immediately ran into red Palpatine version.

We... chatted. He did not like what I had to say.

I did not like what he had been doing.

[jedies]

[ he sighs. ]

I'll tell Anakin to stay put and go take a look. It's unwise to leave a Sith roaming out, especially one who may have lost . . . some perspective.

[lightthedarkness]

Oh, that won't be necessary. He is no longer around... like, at all.

[jedies]

That was quick.

[lightthedarkness]

I am very convincing.

[jedies]

[ he chuckles. ]

That you are, my dear.

[lightthedarkness]

Besides! You don't need to be the one to always fix the problem. I'm happy to help!

Buuuut back to what's important! Finding you a date!

[jedies]

Mm. Good luck with that.

[lightthedarkness]

I'm the Champion of Love! And a Night Walker! Easy peasy, Obi-Wan! It helps that you're gorgeous and respectful and kind and wise!

[jedies]

Flattery will get you everywhere.

Though probably not a date.

[lightthedarkness]

Oh yee of little faith. I'm not too shabby at matchmaking. I will absolutely be on the lookout for you.

[jedies]

I appreciate it.

[lightthedarkness]

It's the least I can do for you. Alright, well, I'll leave you to it.