( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[spiritwalks]

So do I. It's never been in my nature to settle in a single place.

[Elven or human. Spiritual or material. One world or another. For Vyng, there's seldom one of anything. He exists as many things at once, and he's happiest when he's free to simply be whatever it is his heart tells him to be at any given moment.]

You know, I may not be able to shapeshift into animals anymore. But I've still got a good relationship with my inner tomcat. My vixen, too, depending on the day.

[jedies]

If that's your innuendo, it needs work.

[spiritwalks]

[Vyng snorts at the screen.]

Are you always this sassy when somebody asks you out on a date?

[jedies]

I believe it's called force of personality.

[spiritwalks]

Sounds like a fancier way of saying "can't bullshit a bullshitter" 🍷😌

[jedies]

I didn't deny that.

[spiritwalks]

[Kind of an enigmatic answer, but that's nothing new. Still, no body language to read leaves Vyng at a bit of an impasse.]

It's okay if the answer is no, by the way.

My feelings won't be hurt. No explanation needed, friend.

[He recognizes he might not exactly be Obi-Wan's type. Vyng is far from dignified. Hell, he relishes in it. Not everybody's into that, and that's perfectly fine.]

[jedies]

If you're offering, I'll be glad to take you up on it.

[spiritwalks]

Dope :) Because I'm offering

Tell Boga I said thank you for the direct message, by the way. She's a very clever girl!

[jedies]

I'll pass the message along.

[spiritwalks]

Please. I appreciate it.



And since I'm the one who asked you out, I guess it's only polite for me to put together a little choose-your-own adventure.

So...What do we do first? Choose one:

A. Go dancing 💃🕺
B. Dinner and a dimly-lit bardcore concert 🍝 🎻 ♫
C. Take a ride on my blade sailer (weather permitting) ⛵ ⛸️ ❄️️
D. Keep it simple and check into a warm, cozy room somewhere 🔥😌♥

[jedies]

I do like the idea of a concert.

[spiritwalks]

Yeah?

There's a lovely little location in Cellar Door that doesn't get too crowded. Music's on the quieter side, but it's one of my favorites.

[jedies]

Sounds lovely.

[spiritwalks]

Great.

[Convincing Tuck and Billie to endure an evening of peace and quiet is an uphill battle that can get them kicked out of the venue, so Vyng rarely goes.]

What kind of music do you normally like, anyway?

[jedies]

I'm partial to all kinds, save for anything particularly loud and screechy.

[spiritwalks]

[...Fair. "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys isn't for everyone.]

Good to know ♫

I happen to enjoy playing the harp.

How do you feel about private performances?

[jedies]

Always a fan.

[spiritwalks]

If you're feeling up to it, then perhaps we could grab a cozy room at a hotel once the concert is done. Make a little music together, and do whatever else that feels good in the moment.

[jedies]

We can certainly see where the evening takes us.

[spiritwalks]

Sounds good.

I shall get back to you with possible dates & times laters, my friend.

Stay frosty ❄️