( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[jedies]

[ oh boy. ]

And you think I should ask you?

[survivalthroughhate]

Can you think of a good reason why not?

[........Maul, there is a whole laundry list of why he wouldn't.]

[jedies]

[ dryly. ]

I think I can easily produce an itemized list.

[survivalthroughhate]

You really think that little of me?

[There's something a little hurt in this version of Maul's voice but there's also a very dangerous glint in his eyes, that kind that comes from obsessing over the object of his affections to an unhealthy degree.]

[jedies]

. . . We've discussed this. I told you before. I'm not sure if I'm ready to forgive you. And that's an integral part of any relationship.

[survivalthroughhate]

[After a moment, Maul seems to understand, and he slowly nods. Just because part of his love is toxic doesn't mean all of it is. He knows very well that he can't push Obi-Wan into loving him. No one can force one person to love another. He knows that well enough after a lifetime of wishing Sidious would show him an ounce of affection.]

I'll give you time. But you also know I don't have the greatest patience in the world. You'll have to make up your mind at some point and I won't wait forever for you to do so.

[jedies]

[ what is he supposed to say to that? ]

Duly noted.

[survivalthroughhate]

[Sorry, Obi-Wan, he lives to make you more and more tired with every passing day.]

So have you had anyone else offer their-- [Ahem.] --services?

[jedies]

[ this seems dangerous . . . ]

A few.

[survivalthroughhate]

Hmmm.....

[Maul's thinking he might have to do something about that. The jealousy runs rampant in this one.]

[jedies]

Don't even think about it.

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul plasters a look of faux innocence and indignation on his face.]

What? I didn't say a single thing!

[jedies]

You didn't need to.

[survivalthroughhate]

Well, it's not as if it's just as simple as to kill off the competition.

[He already knows Obi-Wan definitely won't approve of that.]

[jedies]

Simplicity hasn't stopped you before.

[survivalthroughhate]

Yes but it won't win me your heart if I do that.

[And that is where the difference lies]

[jedies]

[ a brief pause. ]

No, it wouldn't.