( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[jedies]

Well. I can't deny that.

[ he does have a high success rate. ]

[hearuthinking]

[He chuckles a little. And then remembers they've been having a conversation and he hasn't introduced himself]

I'm Jason. Jason Kolchek. First Lieutenant, United States Marine Corps.

[Since he knows this guy's rank, seems fair]

[jedies]

That is . . . Earth, correct?

[hearuthinking]

Yep. But you ain't the first I met who didn't come from Earth. I walked through a fuckin' alien ship before I even got here.

[jedies]

Oh?

What was that like?

[hearuthinking]

[He thinks for a moment on how best to describe it]

Awesome. Not in the "this is amazing" way, but just... huge. Overwhelming. A real jack-in-the-box.

[jedies]

[ a slow nod. ]

Sometimes the vastness takes you aback.

[hearuthinking]

Yeah? I figured walkin' through space-ships would be old hat for you, general.

[jedies]

It may be.

But there's always something larger, something that takes your breath away.

[hearuthinking]

[A quiet snort] You oughta add that to your profile.

[He probably shouldn't have made that joke but it was too easy]

[jedies]

Oh, no. That's the kind of thing I work in on a second date.

[hearuthinking]

[That gets a little smile from Jason. He likes this guy]

How many of those you got lined up so far?

[jedies]

A few. I feel to reveal the number would be rude for me to divulge, unfortunately.

[hearuthinking]

I hear ya. [He fidgets with his cap] Well. Have fun, I guess.

[He's not sure that's the right thing to say, but also doesn't know what to say and be nonchalant about any possible interest he might have]

[jedies]

[ hmm. ]

Of course. And I hope you have some too.

[hearuthinking]

[Well. As far as he can see, he has three options: he can aggressively deny that he wants to have that kind of fun, he can make a dumb joke and pretend he misunderstood what they're talking about, or he can stay nothing.

Jason chooses to say nothing and awkwardly nod. And takes it a step farther by turning the Omni off. Brilliant tactics.

Bearing Update: Jason attempted to flirt with a man]