( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[extinctive]

Uwah, see? You've got nothing to worry about!

[ figaro he doesn't need your reassurance-- ]

Your description was cut off, by the way. The Negotiator, eh?

[jedies]

Hm?

Yes, that's what they call me. I hardly call myself that, it feels a bit too fanciful.

[extinctive]

Is it? Sounds like an ordinary job profession to me. Though I suppose it means differently from where you're from.

[jedies]

Well, I used to broker talks where I could in order for peace. My success rate earned me the title of The Negotiator.

[extinctive]

Ooh, how nifty. You can still apply what you've learned as The Negotiator in this instance, only instead of peace, you'd be negotiating for love.

Or at least some company in bed. I doubt you can get love like this that easily, but that's just me.

[jedies]

Negotiations in the bedroom do seem a little drab. Thankfully, I'm not too concerned about how lucky I get.

[extinctive]

So long as you can score at least one, huh. How about a night out for drinks? Would you accept something like that?

[jedies]

I don't see why not. I'm not picky.

[extinctive]

In that case, sign me up! Drinks will be on me... whenever I'm free. I'll let you know.

[jedies]

Excellent. I look forward to it.