( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[jedies]

[ he shakes his head. ]

No. I'm just surprised.

[facultative]

I exercise plenty.

[jedies]

Oh, you're full of energy.

But walking isn't one of your preferred activities.

[facultative]

But the company is.

[Also if it means Obi-Wan does not go to get laid then it's a win-win scenario.]

[jedies]

I see.

And you have no ulterior motive here?

[facultative]

Of course not. Is it really so hard to believe I like spending time with you?

[jedies]

Yes, when it involves activities I like.

[facultative]

Fine! I won't then.

[And then he's stomping off to go sulk in his room.]