( accidental omni post )

[jedies]

Obi-Wan Kenobi (38) Looking for something with no strings attached? Tired of the awkward fumbling of a person who doesn't know what they're doing? Seeking out an attentive lover who gives you all the time and energy you deserve for a lovely evening? Then look no further than Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master. General of the Republic. Known galaxy-wide as the Negotiator, he will see to your satisfaction

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[jedies]

Not a terrible way to start a career, I'm assuming.

[catchatting]

Well no. I was actually really rich and successful and famous by the time I turned 18.

It just kind of feels a little hollow when you're talking to a former teenaged soldier who's found some massive inner peace calling and I'm sitting here painting my nails and trying to hit on him because I'm low key horny and the guy who usually scratches my itch is kind of having a moment right now...

[jedies]

It may seem that way, but that's really up to you where you choose to find fulfillment. Perhaps you simply need a change, something else that might be your calling that you never considered before.

[catchatting]

I don't know. I do like helping people. It's nice to accomplish something that isn't just about me, you know?

But I still like looking good while I do it. You can pry my heels from my cold, dead feet.

[jedies]

Of course. You can do both, I find.

[catchatting]

You know you're a pretty cool guy, Obi-Wan.

[jedies]

I'm very flattered.