text - un; bluebird69

[venatoris]

so everyone's cool with the squid thing
like everyone just collectively agreed that was okay
and went with it
that's a thing people just live with in this crappy city

Comments

un: Min-Gi Park

[dialscientist]

I think, collectively, lots of people are not okay with the squid thing.

I am not okay with the squid thing.

[venatoris]

thank god, cause I'm definitely not. what the fuck man, friggin' squids?

why couldn't it have been something cooler. like an angler fish

[dialscientist]

Have you ever actually seen an angler fish? They're awful dude.

Couldn't we just wash up being, I don't know, ourselves?

I've been a squid twice already

[venatoris]

ourselves would be ideal

wait, why? on purpose?

[dialscientist]

No

Who would choose to be a squid on purpose? It just happened.

[venatoris]

idk man you tell me, i did it the one time and that's it, no regressions for me

[dialscientist]

Lucky you I guess>

[venatoris]

okay but did something happen to trigger that cause i'd like to avoid it if at all possible

[dialscientist]

[Yes. But also. Network.

Hngh.]

I was very overwhelmed.

[venatoris]

so you just splooged out and went squidtastic?

1/2

[dialscientist]

Gross??

[dialscientist]

Yes

[venatoris]

[ lmgfklsdjhfk ]

damn.

that sucks

[dialscientist]

No kidding. I keep feeling like it might happen again but what can you do?

[venatoris]

Avoid whatever's triggering it, I'd think

[dialscientist]

What if that's not possible?

[venatoris]

well, what's doing it? maybe you can manage it or something?

[dialscientist]

Yeah. Yeah, I'll be fine. It's fine. We're fine.

I am managing it.

[venatoris]

...maybe try some meditation or something. yoga. somethin real soothing.

maybe some weed

[dialscientist]

No thank you.

[Why, do you have any?]

No offense but you probably shouldn't be selling drugs on the network, it's a public forum.

[venatoris]

What? No. I'm not, I don't have any.

[ yet. ]

I was just saying. Could help the anxiety

[dialscientist]

Oh.

Sorry, I misunderstood.

My apologies.

Mr... I don't know your name? I'm Min-Gi.

[venatoris]

yeah no worries.

i'm dean, nice to meet you mingy

mingi

*min-gi

sorry the autocorrect is new for me

[dialscientist]

It's Korean.

It happens a lot. Thank you for correcting it.

[You have no idea how much people fuck up his name, it drives him insane.]

It's nice to meet you too, Dean.

[venatoris]

[ he tried. and to be honest he will 100% pronounce it wrong in person ]

korean, cool. mingy

FUCK

sorry