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[halfdecay]

annual squid weather report: its shit. don't come out.

ps - can we all agree that the twat with the red pinecone for a head is a melodramatic bellend? or is that just me?

take it to the PMs bruv.

[alright, good chat. glad we got that out in the air.]

Comments

[halfdecay]

believe me
i remember
would have been able to sleep for more than 3 hours in that other place if it weren't for him. but i was one of a handful of medics over there. you can do the rest of the math on that little shit show

[micycle]

[Medic, you say? 👀 ]

have you been here the whole time?
like through the end of the other place?

[halfdecay]

[ fully trained medical doctor @ your service. („ᵕᴗᵕ„) ]

that whole bit with the town breaking into pieces and the eggs?
did all that. decided to take a longer dip in the proverbial pool. didn't see the rush.

[micycle]

i don't care if you got in a pool
were you there in may
and did you fix up my leg
it was bad like the bone was sticking out and everything

[halfdecay]

were you the same one that peter brought in
nearly knocked my block off from trying to give you sedatives
if so then yes, that'd be me

[micycle]

in my defense i don't remember like any of that
just waking up later with a bunch of fucking metal in my leg

[halfdecay]

all in the past. you're not the first kid to come close to giving me a full-on concussion.

[micycle]

is it bad that i still can't really move it right?
i mean i can stand up and stuff
but i can't ride my bike anymore which sucks bc that used to be my job

[halfdecay]

Probably because it hasn't properly recovered.
You need at least six to eight weeks off from it. Or else you risk further complications.

[micycle]

yeah about that
it's kind of been more like a year and a half

[halfdecay]

Guess you're going to have to see a doctor about that
Oh wait, that's me.
Overdue check-up. Better late than never.

[micycle]

will you have to like
re-break it

[halfdecay]

afraid so, yeah.
i'm going to have to break it apart and put them all back together with my tiny tweezers.

[And before this kid goes on and takes this literally-]

Of course, I don't rebreak your leg.
Last I check, Turtle Cove is around here, yeah? Stop by over there and I'll take a proper look at it.

[micycle]

what the fuck is the turtle cove
isn't there a real hospital

[halfdecay]

[Quick roll of the eyes. Way to get your shit all mixed about, Harper.]

The Lumenarium?

[Does that mean he has to learn a whole new set of skills on top of the entire regular medic thing? Y e a h. Better than having to fart around in the pier all day.]

That's about as close to a proper hospital we have around here.

[micycle]

oh
i thought it was just some weird magic thing
it sounds like a weird magic thing