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[halfdecay]

annual squid weather report: its shit. don't come out.

ps - can we all agree that the twat with the red pinecone for a head is a melodramatic bellend? or is that just me?

take it to the PMs bruv.

[alright, good chat. glad we got that out in the air.]

Comments

[halfdecay]

That's a lovely invitation. Afraid I'll have to give it a pass, though.
Typically I liked to be wine & dined before getting smothered.

[syncopathic]

oh so you're one of THOSE freaks, huh. typical. do you like having your balls crushed too because you'd fit right in with this other guy I know.

[Says the guy who literally gets off to thoughts of turning people inside out.]

[halfdecay]

I'm afraid that's on a need to know basis. But don't let me get in the way of your kinky fantasy. I hear the brothel down the street is quite nice.

[syncopathic]

is that the one your mother works at? I heard they're offering a special right now. two bouts of gonorrhea for the price of one.

[halfdecay]

Is that why the townspeople keep saying not to mind the smell when you're around? Double the smegma, double the fun.

[syncopathic]

[Oh, he likes you.]

and here I thought they were wearing masks to shield themselves from your awful halitosis. probably should get that checked out, you know-- breath that bad's got to point to a serious medical ailment.

little word of advice? if you're going to eat that much ass you might want to brush your teeth afterwards.