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[halfdecay]

annual squid weather report: its shit. don't come out.

ps - can we all agree that the twat with the red pinecone for a head is a melodramatic bellend? or is that just me?

take it to the PMs bruv.

[alright, good chat. glad we got that out in the air.]

Comments

[micycle]

will you have to like
re-break it

[halfdecay]

afraid so, yeah.
i'm going to have to break it apart and put them all back together with my tiny tweezers.

[And before this kid goes on and takes this literally-]

Of course, I don't rebreak your leg.
Last I check, Turtle Cove is around here, yeah? Stop by over there and I'll take a proper look at it.

[micycle]

what the fuck is the turtle cove
isn't there a real hospital

[halfdecay]

[Quick roll of the eyes. Way to get your shit all mixed about, Harper.]

The Lumenarium?

[Does that mean he has to learn a whole new set of skills on top of the entire regular medic thing? Y e a h. Better than having to fart around in the pier all day.]

That's about as close to a proper hospital we have around here.

[micycle]

oh
i thought it was just some weird magic thing
it sounds like a weird magic thing