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(Darth) Maul ([personal profile] survivalthroughhate) wrote in [community profile] deernet2022-02-20 01:14 am

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Whatever you do, DO NOT eat the vanilla chocolates being passed out by the Chocolatier! I am serious, if you do, the results are dire and will be a catastrophe. Throw them away, destroy them, but don't eat them or give them to anyone else.

[That's it, just a few cryptic lines sent out anonymously. Maul's fucked it up good this time and he knows they're only going to snowball from here.]
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[personal profile] grandtheftperson 2022-02-20 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don't suppose you'd be willing to share what they do, precisely? Homicidal rages? Enhances Corruption? Makes you fall in love?
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[personal profile] grandtheftperson 2022-02-20 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That IS a fairly unpleasant drawback! But still quite good to know; have you observed any other of the Chocolatier's gifts being as high risk?

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[personal profile] the_obedient_servant 2022-02-20 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that sounds bad.
the_obedient_servant: (* I want roses set on fire.)

[personal profile] the_obedient_servant 2022-02-21 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
I've surmised the effects from your other responses.

This seems extremely dangerous, yes. They all are in their own way but this is a unique case where I don't think there's a single use for this outside of intentionally causing people great harm.

Is it a blind rage sort of thing...?

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[personal profile] blackmothwings 2022-02-20 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What do they do, precisely?
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[personal profile] blackmothwings 2022-02-22 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
[....Huh.]

Duly noted. Thank you for the warning. It is greatly appreciated.
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[personal profile] nilheality 2022-02-20 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[The text returns is hand-written.]

Ah, yes, them.

I have learned firsthand how horrible their chocolates are. What does that one do? The three we have discovered are one that makes you vomit organs, one prevents you from using your limbs, and one that turns you partially into a deer.
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[personal profile] nilheality 2022-02-21 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment. On the other end those words are so shocking that she drops the telepathy that was holding the omni upright. There's a jostle for a moment as she has to grab it with her tentacle before getting a chance to consider the words.]

[They are not forthcoming.]


I am so sorry.

Did you. Were you. Were you unsuccessful?


[Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes.]

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[personal profile] enblightened 2022-02-20 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
i had decided early on to not eat anything without prior knowledge of what they do precisely

what happened?
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[personal profile] stealhearted 2022-02-21 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Can I ask how dire specifically

because I was compelled to eat my chocolate but it just gave me cat ears
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[personal profile] stealhearted 2022-02-23 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

That's pretty dire.

That sucks. Sorry.
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[personal profile] virtuosital 2022-02-21 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure a lot of people are going to want to find out what this dire catastrophe they can cause by eating vanilla chocolate is since you didn't say, but more importantly, are you in trouble because of these dire catastrophic results?
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[personal profile] virtuosital 2022-02-21 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That explains the anonymous message. Well, thank you for the warning, and if you find yourself in trouble, reach out to me. No one should have to deal with being blamed for something they didn't plan to end poorly.
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[personal profile] threelayers 2022-02-21 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Good to know.
That's about the last thing anyone needs me eating.
I already have enough impulses, thanks.
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[personal profile] threelayers 2022-02-21 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I HAD been having some of the chocolates.
But I got lucky and didn't have any of the vanilla.
Though I will make a small, less important one.

Don't eat the raspberry creams.
It's not nearly as bad, but trust me.
Nobody wants those.

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[personal profile] fogsong 2022-02-22 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish these kinds of warnings were up a little earlier but I doubt it would have done much to stop me, although I didn't get a vanilla one. Just white, coffee, & peanut butter.

Normally, I'd have tossed them. Too weird a trade, too weird the trader.

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