(Darth) Maul (
survivalthroughhate) wrote in
deernet2022-02-20 01:14 am
Text; un: anonymous
Whatever you do, DO NOT eat the vanilla chocolates being passed out by the Chocolatier! I am serious, if you do, the results are dire and will be a catastrophe. Throw them away, destroy them, but don't eat them or give them to anyone else.
[That's it, just a few cryptic lines sent out anonymously. Maul's fucked it up good this time and he knows they're only going to snowball from here.]
[That's it, just a few cryptic lines sent out anonymously. Maul's fucked it up good this time and he knows they're only going to snowball from here.]

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text, un: GoldenFlowers
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This seems extremely dangerous, yes. They all are in their own way but this is a unique case where I don't think there's a single use for this outside of intentionally causing people great harm.
Is it a blind rage sort of thing...?
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Text; UN: BlackMoths
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Duly noted. Thank you for the warning. It is greatly appreciated.
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text | UN: forgetmenot
Ah, yes, them.
I have learned firsthand how horrible their chocolates are. What does that one do? The three we have discovered are one that makes you vomit organs, one prevents you from using your limbs, and one that turns you partially into a deer.
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[They are not forthcoming.]
I am so sorry.
Did you. Were you. Were you unsuccessful?
[Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes.]
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text; un: padlocks
what happened?
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Someone is dead now because of me. That's the effect the chocolate has, it makes you want to kill someone.
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because I was compelled to eat my chocolate but it just gave me cat ears
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This one makes you want to kill someone.
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That's pretty dire.
That sucks. Sorry.
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text; un: violet
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[After the way Maul has been running his mouth on the network, he knows that no one is going to believe this wasn't intentional. He'd dug his grave and has now just jumped right into it.]
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text - UN: IceCream
That's about the last thing anyone needs me eating.
I already have enough impulses, thanks.
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But I got lucky and didn't have any of the vanilla.
Though I will make a small, less important one.
Don't eat the raspberry creams.
It's not nearly as bad, but trust me.
Nobody wants those.
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text | un: sds
Normally, I'd have tossed them. Too weird a trade, too weird the trader.
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[He knew that and yet he still wasn't careful enough. He'd been nothing but a damned fool.]
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