video: un; an.observer (CW: cannibal used as part of a movie genre)

[thisislife]

[Lexi's grinning because she has an Evil Idea and she can't wait to spring it on everyone else]

Okay! Most of us come from places where movies are things or you've found movies since arriving. So I have to ask, what's the shittiest movie you've ever seen?

There are three levels to this, Easy, Experienced, and Nightmare.

Easy level is, it can't have been featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000. So say good-bye to "Manos: The Hands of Fate," "Red Zone Cuba," and "Eegah!"

Experienced level is, it can't have been featured on either Mystery Science Theater 3000 or on RiffTrax Live! So no "Space Mutiny" or "Starship Troopers" or "The Room" for you!

Nightmare? It's never been featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000, RiffTrax Live, or on The Cinema Snob. Midnight Screenings movies are fine, but no Italian horror or Amazon cannibal movies at all! And for those of you who have never heard of the Cinema Snob and will spend the rest of the afternoon clicking through the episodes, you're welcome.

As for me? My choice is easy. "Green Lantern," starring Ryan Reynolds. I knew enough about the comics to see what they were getting wrong, but not enough to understand what the hell they were talking about the other half of the time.

Now....go!

((OOC: The Cinema Snob site is NSFW. they type while at work))

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[thisislife]

[and the same could be said for Luz in relation to Lexi. Luz was adorable, beautiful, she didn't seem to give a fuck what anyone else thought of her, she was strong and powerful. all things Lexi aspired to, but wasn't sure if she'd ever be able to attain.

and quick didn't necessarily mean bad. and she would be happy to read about whatever the topic was for Luz. the small crease between her brows, the expression of contemplation, those were in place whether she read the dullest of Regency-era British fiction to the most obscure of the obscure modern American literature. and she'd gladly read to Luz whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted]

Yeah. Maybe. But I can't imagine changing turning you into anything other than you.

[big, brown eyes meeting big, brown eyes]

You are definitely amazing. So amazing. I'm surprised some lucky girl didn't see earlier. You are amazing in every possible way.

and she moans despite herself as Luz makes her way along Lexi's collarbone.

breathlessly] I think I'm the one who ought to be saying that.

[imaglyphwitch]

[Luz had probably wanted to be liked by everyone once, but she'd come to understand that there were going to be people who just didn't get her, and that was ok! She had the people she cared about that made her happy, and Lexi was pretty high on the list!

Yup, Luz realized, she could probably listen to Lexi go on for quite a while, and she'd better, since that was going to be her boss!

Her pretty, amazing boss].

I hope so! I can't do anything but be me, after all!

[Ah, her eyes. Luz couldn't help but linger in her gaze for a moment, smiling secretly].

You are so wrong, but I'm not going to argue with you, just be happy YOU think so, since your opinion on that is the only one that matters.

[The moan was unexpected, and Luz turned red. Oh wow, they had entered a little in THAT category. Whoa].

Was that...ok?