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[threelayers]

[Ok, so ... Neo had a little problem. No, strike that. She had a major problem. She was currently perched on top of a bench, glaring at the ground as if it had wronged her. She scowled down and glared at the ground before typing her message.]

First of all, I would like to just say that everyone needs to be careful about learning things.
There are things that perhaps, maybe just maybe, you don't need to learn and you're better off not knowing.
And on that subject, I am really and firmly starting to believe we should burn all books.

No, I'm serious. We absolutely need to burn every book in the city of Trench right now.
And if any of you mother fuckers understands why I'm currently freaking out, sucks to be you too.
Because I'm pretty sure it's happening again and I could really use a little help.

I'm currently hanging out in a tree in Prufrock and could use an assist.
Also, Maul? I mean it. You see a book titled Buried, just fucking burn that bad boy before you get the urge.
We do NOT need to repeat the shit that we had happen last time.

I hate reading.

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[dohaeris]

I would be very interested to hear what you propose we do about cursed food.

Will burning the book remove the curse? I'm sure someone here could track it down for you. And I could bring you a horse, if you like.

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[threelayers]

Don't eat it!
Haha, but yeah fair enough. I might be overreacting since the ground tried to eat me.
That puts me in a bit of a bad mood really.

I'm not entirely sure if that will remove the curse, not exactly.
It was unpredictable the last time that I had to deal with these things, if theyre the same.
I'm thinking a cart might be wiser for the horse.

[dohaeris]

Well, I can't drive a cart, but I can ride a horse. Perhaps someone else here might be able to bring you a cart, or remove your curse, but I'm afraid a horse is all I can offer at the moment.

My friend Adaine knows very useful magic and has experience in removing curses, you might like to speak to her about it. Her user name is Oracle.

I'm very sorry the ground tried to swallow you. That sounds like it would be terrifying. Is it only the ground outside, or are you having trouble with floors, too?

[threelayers]

So, I definitely appreciate the offer.
I'm just worried that the curse might affect the horse as well and I don't want that.
Someone'll get here to help me out though, so don't worry too much.

I'll keep that in mind. If this lasts a few hours or a day, I can live with it.
I won't like it one bit but I can deal with it for a short bit at least.
But if it lasts longer...

I haven't been inside to check floors yet.
But I'm not going to assume until I'm sure if it does.

[dohaeris]

That would be very unfortunate. I suppose your own shoes would protect you if there was any sense in it.

I could perhaps try gluing wooden boards to your shoes, though I would need to find wooden boards and cobbler's glue. It would take some time. I should hope somebody could remove your curse before then, or at least remove you from the tree.

[threelayers]

Yep, that'd make this real easy to handle once I got my high heels on wouldn't it?
Unfortunately it isn't quite that easy.

Well, I'm actually quite the little acrobat, so as long as I can get home?
I could probably play "The floor is made out of hot lava" as long as I need to?
It'd get old after a while, but I can do that.