Viktor (
mehanizovati) wrote in
deernet2022-06-13 07:22 pm
video; un: v | cw for creepy dolls i guess?
[the video starts focused on a shelf, and on that shelf is a doll. absolutely the kind that just exudes 'listed on ebay for having the spirit of an angry victorian child in it' vibes with its dead eyes.
when viktor speaks his tone could not be more dry.] Some of you might have noticed the unpleasant dolls that, when ignored instead of bought, come to life violently. This is a matter our household is not entirely aware of because Palamedes continues to gladly buy any unpleasant doll he sets his sights upon.
[offscreen, but not like, very far offscreen (it is not a big living space), palamedes chimes in with a pointed, 'While I respect your aesthetic tastes, you're wrong, they're delightful,' that viktor will pointedly ignore as he continues.]
He will not stop bringing them. Some of them vanish after a week or two. He calls this one Sensible Bethany.
['She calls herself that, actually, I explained this already,' from the peanut gallery. the camera shifts as viktor turns to address him back]
Is this entire place not haunted enough without ugly dolls, I ask again? There is a limit, Palamedes.
[in the unfocused corner of the camera the doll absolutely turns its head to stare directly at the screen.]
when viktor speaks his tone could not be more dry.] Some of you might have noticed the unpleasant dolls that, when ignored instead of bought, come to life violently. This is a matter our household is not entirely aware of because Palamedes continues to gladly buy any unpleasant doll he sets his sights upon.
[offscreen, but not like, very far offscreen (it is not a big living space), palamedes chimes in with a pointed, 'While I respect your aesthetic tastes, you're wrong, they're delightful,' that viktor will pointedly ignore as he continues.]
He will not stop bringing them. Some of them vanish after a week or two. He calls this one Sensible Bethany.
['She calls herself that, actually, I explained this already,' from the peanut gallery. the camera shifts as viktor turns to address him back]
Is this entire place not haunted enough without ugly dolls, I ask again? There is a limit, Palamedes.
[in the unfocused corner of the camera the doll absolutely turns its head to stare directly at the screen.]

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I mean, it takes time and effort to make sure your wardrobe's all in one color [He'd know, with how much green he used to wear!] Why begs the question of why? Why is he trying so hard wear all and only grey??
Maybe if you sneak some color into his closet he'll stop bringing home creepy dolls. Just a thought!
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Also it's all a theme color of his house. Grey and silver. Why would the accent color to grey be silver, I ask? At least pick something contrasting.
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But no, just the colors as far as I'm aware. In truth I've never understood all this business of house symbols and colors and slogans. It's a bit much, is it not?
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You have to remember though, frequently a "rich family" is not just rich, they may have held actual political power in the past, or are trying to reach that state now. Wearing some kind of visual marker, whether it's an actual uniform or a set of colors or a badge, lets them identify each other and sets them apart from potential rivals. This is also why large businesses and corporations frequently have logos on their vehicles and letterheads, even if they don't go as far as making their employees wear the company brand. It's all about visibility.
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[Read: he made Luo Binghe memorize them all, and then pretended to "quiz" Binghe whenever he needed a reminder. What, it was good training for his future career as emperor of the world!]
I always did wonder if Cang Qiong Mountain Sect was always intended to be divided into twelve divisions, or if they just did it that way because the mountain had twelve peaks...Nobody else was organized that way, as far as I know. XD
You know, we never did get the chance to have our conversation about your business, did we? I'm sorry for that, I really did want to hear all about it. It concerned magical research, did it not?