Viktor (
mehanizovati) wrote in
deernet2022-06-13 07:22 pm
video; un: v | cw for creepy dolls i guess?
[the video starts focused on a shelf, and on that shelf is a doll. absolutely the kind that just exudes 'listed on ebay for having the spirit of an angry victorian child in it' vibes with its dead eyes.
when viktor speaks his tone could not be more dry.] Some of you might have noticed the unpleasant dolls that, when ignored instead of bought, come to life violently. This is a matter our household is not entirely aware of because Palamedes continues to gladly buy any unpleasant doll he sets his sights upon.
[offscreen, but not like, very far offscreen (it is not a big living space), palamedes chimes in with a pointed, 'While I respect your aesthetic tastes, you're wrong, they're delightful,' that viktor will pointedly ignore as he continues.]
He will not stop bringing them. Some of them vanish after a week or two. He calls this one Sensible Bethany.
['She calls herself that, actually, I explained this already,' from the peanut gallery. the camera shifts as viktor turns to address him back]
Is this entire place not haunted enough without ugly dolls, I ask again? There is a limit, Palamedes.
[in the unfocused corner of the camera the doll absolutely turns its head to stare directly at the screen.]
when viktor speaks his tone could not be more dry.] Some of you might have noticed the unpleasant dolls that, when ignored instead of bought, come to life violently. This is a matter our household is not entirely aware of because Palamedes continues to gladly buy any unpleasant doll he sets his sights upon.
[offscreen, but not like, very far offscreen (it is not a big living space), palamedes chimes in with a pointed, 'While I respect your aesthetic tastes, you're wrong, they're delightful,' that viktor will pointedly ignore as he continues.]
He will not stop bringing them. Some of them vanish after a week or two. He calls this one Sensible Bethany.
['She calls herself that, actually, I explained this already,' from the peanut gallery. the camera shifts as viktor turns to address him back]
Is this entire place not haunted enough without ugly dolls, I ask again? There is a limit, Palamedes.
[in the unfocused corner of the camera the doll absolutely turns its head to stare directly at the screen.]

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[the look he gives is 'more trench bullshit.' if it isn't paleblood bullshit it's this.] They are fiends. Palamedes is just a soft touch.
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[she asks hopefully[
I might have an especially wretched looking thing in my household currently. Melody doesn't like him. I don't like him. But I was talked into it by a silver-tongued salesman.
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I truly, deeply wish I could safely advise you to crush it immediately, Miss Dawson, but frankly I am afraid we both know the Trench would never be so kind.
If it helps they do seem to disappear after a couple of weeks. Long, unfortunate weeks.
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Weeks? Oh no. That's a very long time to be surrounded by dolls like this. They even invade my bedroom, it doesn't matter if I lock the door or not.
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[bethany flops over with a loud thump just to make him jump a little, which he does before glowering at her. got him...]
... this is going to be a long month. At least we aren't hallucinating this time.
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[she keeps a close eye on the mini-mes, but none of them do anything. until she turns her back and all of them gain threatening looks on their faces]
I'd almost rather hallucinate. At least then, I know it's not real.
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[a sigh.] We'll simply have to make do. How go your efforts with the book writing? [he can pointedly ignore annoying dolls, just watch bethany]
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Not well. I can't seem to find a central theme to write it around, other than the oddities of Trench when seen from a turn of the century mind.
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Hm, the other man you are speaking to, Palamedes? He may be of help. He is good with archiving history and even in his world had the ability to read items by touching them. [a shrug] Either way he may find your work intriguing.
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Really? Then I'll have to follow that avenue of discussion with him. It's a rather rare thing that someone comes here with those abilities already in play. And, I would like to think so?