Just duck things

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[The video starts in Disaster House, so there's quite the odd assortment of skulls, weaponry and nick-knacks that are obviously visible in the background. Reaper was just putting the finishing touches on a braid for Ahiru's hair, adding a bright yellow bow to the end of it which matched her yellow dress that she wore.

She was seated and he seemed to loom over her sunny self like a dark shadow, but unlike other times he might make a network appearance, he was issuing a low growling hum of a tune as he finished setting the scene that he decided was best.

Wraith, who was recording early on purpose, finally made a low sonorous cry to announce that things were under way.

Reaper looked up from where he was fussing a bit with some of her hair that defied gravity and immediately crossed his arms over his chest to be menacing. He also made certain to send Wraith a scathing look before he was clearing his throat in a raspy growl.]

I’m cooking you the next time you record without a cue, Wraith. [He forced himself to relax.] Are you ready, Ahiru?

[She shifted in her seat, smiling at the peacock and giving an awkward little wave at the Omen.] I-I think so, Mr. Reaper. If you’re sure…

[He set his gloved hands on her shoulders lightly, but anyone else might see the gesture as menacing or maybe just overprotective. He’d promised he’d do this, and now he had worked himself up to just getting to it.] Greetings, Sleepers. Many of you know young Ahiru here, and if you don’t, well, consider this an introduction. Don’t get ideas about hurting her because I will remove your skin with a grapefruit spoon….

[Ahiru stared with a twitching brow, patting his hand lightly.] Mr. Reaper…

Ah. Right, to the crux of this post. Ahiru is seeking love in these parts, as she should. If anyone considers themselves worthy enough to take her for a nice gallivant, step up now. [He pointed an accusing finger.] The rules are: she must be home by nine. She must be unscathed. She must be happy. If any of you dare bring her home unhappy, there will be consequences. [Another pointed finger at the Omen recording.] And keep your hands in your pockets, gentlemen. This is for love not a touchy-feely opportunity

[Ahiru has started that awkward kind of laugh that kids get when their parents are embarrassing them, now avoiding looking at Wraith. Soon enough, Ahiru begins to fidget for a moment before looking at the camera with a smile.] Uhm, this is just — I mean, hi! My name is Ahiru. I practice ballet. I like music and uhm . . . bread! I'm also kind of a duck really, but I'm also a girl and maybe we could . . . spend time together? [She sneaks a glance at Reaper, a little emboldened.] But I have to be back by nine!

[Reaper issued a low chuckle and patted her lightly on the head. It was as close to fondness he might show anyone publicly.] As the lady says. Don’t be shy… [He ends his part with a dangerous laugh.]



[OOC: Reaper is in red & Ahiru is in yellow. One or both of them may reply to comments.]

Comments

[danserai]

Ohhh.

Mr. Reaper isn't going to do anything. I wouldn't worry. He's just like that.

[abornfighter]

Oh, I wasn't worried. I'm only into dating guys, and you seem way too nice for anyone to be mean to in the first place.

It would be like kicking a puppy.

[A beat.]

Or a duckling in this case.

[danserai]

That's . . . good I guess?

[abornfighter]

So, what kind of person are you hoping to date? And how old are you? 13? 14?

[danserai]

Uhm, thirteen I think? And I'm not sure yet. The last person I liked was a prince.

[abornfighter]

What kind of personality did the prince have?

[danserai]

Uhm, he was kind. Gentle. He liked ballet.

[abornfighter]

Okay, so you'd ideally like someone kind and gentle with some of the same interests as you. Boys only, or does that not matter as long as you get along with the person?

[Most of the other teenagers here seem to be a little too old for her - being largely 16-19. But there are still plenty of people Tory hasn't personally met. There could be a 12-15 year old here who could be a good match for this sweet natured girl.]

[danserai]

[ ahiru pauses. ]

I don't really care if it's a boy or a girl. It's about who they are inside.

[abornfighter]

Okay. Well, here's a bit of dating advice - make sure whoever you date respects your boundaries. Someone can seem kind but if they don't listen when you say you're not comfortable with something, they're a jerk and you should kick them in the face. Or just walk away and stop dating them if kicking isn't your thing.

[danserai]

I really don't want to kick anyone . . . I just want to meet some people.

[abornfighter]

As long as they respect your boundaries, there's no need for kicking in the first place.

[danserai]

What are . . . good boundaries to have?

[abornfighter]

For starters, if you're not ready for a kiss yet, be clear about that if the other person tries. Someone shouldn't be kissing you without your permission. So as long as they listen when you say you're not ready, it's fine because they're respecting your boundaries.

Or if you sleep at a particular time and you don't want them calling your Omni after that time unless it's an emergency, that's another kind of boundary too.

[danserai]

Oh that kind of stuff.

Don't worry. I know how to stand up for myself.

[abornfighter]

Good. And if you ever want to learn how to kick someone in the face, I can teach you.

[danserai]

No, that's okay. I don't want to do that to anyone.

[abornfighter]

Fair. It's good to know for self defense, but it's not for everyone.

[danserai]

Yeah, I don't have it in me to hurt anyone. Even if it's for me.

[the_obedient_servant]

If someone needs kicking, I'd be happy to kick them for you.

[Kicking is code for stabbing. With a knife.]

[danserai]

Thank you, but also hopefully . . . not?

[the_obedient_servant]

Well, of course. I find it unlikely that anyone would be stupid enough to treat you badly.

[That doesn't mean it doesn't happen, though. Like that argument with Kyle shortly before Kyle left.]

[danserai]

Yeah, exactly! Everyone is pretty nice.