text | un: anonymous

[possessum]

( This is not Peter Graham, though of course, posting anonymously takes away that possibility. The user didn't want to use the boy's network handle, to inevitably be seen through the filter of "Not Peter."

The user is trying to define his own identity. )

why did you choose your title here on this THING
what is the meaning
?
?

( ...Texting is still something he struggles with, though the demon has been watching and learning and forming his own conclusions on how to do it. Autocorrect is a life-saver. Two questions get two question marks. ....Even if they go in the wrong place. )

i will grant you a
GOLDEN COIN
if you
RESPOND

( ...For those who know Paimon fairly well, that particular offer of exchange might betray who he is. But the demon of Knowledge is curious to hear reasons, and within them: perhaps stories, memories, self-perceptions. There is a meaning to everything, whether simple or complex.

And perhaps by the end of it, he will know what title he would give himself, here on the network. )

Comments

text | un: dito (cw: mention of necrophilia)

[syncopathic]

have you checked the cemetery? I'm sure the local corpses are VERY amenable.

[opheliac]

i havent
but u know whats great?
kissing a stick of dynamite while being strapped to a pole.
unable to move.
the infinite kiss as the timer counts down to 0.
want to try it?
ive heard it gets RLY heated at the end.

[Private] (cw: mention of sexual violence/death i don't even fucking know it's Dito)

[syncopathic]

[...Okay, maybe this chick has some hot ideas. Time to up the ante a little.]

Never was a fan of not being in control of my own body, but I can see the appeal.

Stop me if you've tried this one before-- you're fucking someone while palming a blade, and the moment they're about to unload you stab them in the neck and just ride out the crazy death tremors.

If they're on top you get the chance of them coughing up blood right on your face, too. Really enhances the experience, in my opinion.

[opheliac]

whoa cant say i havent.
still a virgin over here
never been kissed
COMPLETELY untouched!!!

toying w/ the dead might be a LIL much for my taste BUTT!!! if thats ur thing, POINTS TO YOU! wont hate u for it.
the blood part i like def. the cutting, scratching, biting, etc.

[syncopathic]

No wonder you have a screw loose. I have to admit, it's been a pretty prolonged dry spell for me too. Almost makes me want to take my own advice and hit up the local boneyard.

Nah, I'm not that desperate. The dead don't give you the delicious little plethora of emotions that the living give you. I'm sure it's boring as hell.

[opheliac]

ive been called crazy once or twice
the names jinx and back home they nicknamed me the loose cannon.
i respond to either so take your pick!

hahahahayeaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
if u hit up a bonyard let me know how that goes i guess! 🤣🤣🤣
but if push comes to shove ill just cuddle w/ fishbones. i do it every night anyway but i guess he deserves a lil smooch sometimes.

[syncopathic]

I'm assuming that's a nickname for someone and you're not cuddling up to actual fishbones. Or else I'm going to have to change my opinion of you.

[He doesn't actually have one yet, but cuddling up to seafood of any kind is going to result in a serious point deduction.]

[opheliac]

fishbones is my rocket launcher! he gets chilly at first but once i nuzzle him enough, he gets warm.

[syncopathic]

What the hell is a rocket launcher?

[He comes from a time period in which CANNONS are the height of technology in warfare-- you're gonna have to bring him up to speed on these newfangled contraptions you kids play with nowadays.]

[opheliac]

WHAT!?!?!?1?1
OKOKOKOK
hold on.
im sending a pic.

[syncopathic]

Don't act like I should know what that is, just answer the damn question! Why does everybody have to be so cagey with their info?

[Pot's calling the kettle black there, Dito.]

[opheliac]

b/c u should know. anywhere here.

(and below her message, he will get a picture of her fishbones.)

[syncopathic]

[...

....

.........]

What the fuck IS that?

[detonating]

what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[syncopathic]

Depends. Can you spare two hours?

[detonating]

No.

[syncopathic]

I thought not.

Then I'm just going to simplify it and say that dalliances with the dead is actually one of the few things NOT on the list of things that are wrong with me. Does that answer your question?

[detonating]

That's pretty fucking telling.
Guess so.

[YIKES, DITO. YIKES.]

[syncopathic]

[He's just as God made him, Kacchan.]

So you're the guy who keeps Ochako warm at night, huh? She thought she was slick about hiding it. It was pretty cute.

[detonating]

[Depraved and aggravating. What a way to be.]

Yeah. I'm the guy.
Same one who'll blow you the fuck up if you aren't careful about what you say about her.

[Ochako IS hella cute in a lot of the stuff she does, so he can't argue that. But chatting with some OTHER dude about it sure does put a shitty taste in his mouth. Makes him feel weirdly territorial.]

[syncopathic]

Relax, powderkeg. I'm not about to muscle in on your girl. She's not my type, anyway. I'm into more aggressive personalities. The kind where I'm not sure if they're gonna kill me or just treat me with disdain.

You know, the kind of person who threatens to blow me the fuck up if I'm not careful.

[detonating]

[Dito doesn't need to know that Ochako is absolutely capable of being aggressive, in that case. And anyway...]

THE FUCK?????

You too?!
UGH


[WHY ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE JUST SUDDENLY CRAWLING OUT OF THE WOODWORK?! DOES NOT WANT!!!!]

[syncopathic]

[Sorry, Kacchan-- vermin are just instinctively attracted to trash.]

Why are you acting like any of this is a surprise to you? What, don't you have a mirror?

[detonating]

I have a fucking mirror. I know I look good. It's not that.

[Katsuki is under no delusions about how his attitude is... or should be a complete fucking turn off to people. Came outta the womb that way for sure, but it's also been helpful in keeping people the fuck AWAY from him.

Bad habits he can't shake easily, now that he's been trying to be better or whatever.]

[syncopathic]

Oh wait, is this one of those bullshit false modesty things? Because nobody has time for that.