text | un: anonymous

[possessum]

( This is not Peter Graham, though of course, posting anonymously takes away that possibility. The user didn't want to use the boy's network handle, to inevitably be seen through the filter of "Not Peter."

The user is trying to define his own identity. )

why did you choose your title here on this THING
what is the meaning
?
?

( ...Texting is still something he struggles with, though the demon has been watching and learning and forming his own conclusions on how to do it. Autocorrect is a life-saver. Two questions get two question marks. ....Even if they go in the wrong place. )

i will grant you a
GOLDEN COIN
if you
RESPOND

( ...For those who know Paimon fairly well, that particular offer of exchange might betray who he is. But the demon of Knowledge is curious to hear reasons, and within them: perhaps stories, memories, self-perceptions. There is a meaning to everything, whether simple or complex.

And perhaps by the end of it, he will know what title he would give himself, here on the network. )

Comments

( txt; un: BOMBSHELL )

[opheliac]

WHAT? u have gf?!?!?! Laaaaammmmeeeee!!!!@@@@@

how am i suppose to shoot my shot around here if everyone is w/ everyone? this is so dumb.

i quit. everyone here sux

[detonating]

The fuck?? So what if I do?

And you're a dumbass. Can't accomplish shit if you're gonna be a lame quitter about it. That just makes it your own damn fault in the end.

[Katsuki's encouragement comes thinly veiled as insulting, more often than not.]

[opheliac]

its lame, thats what.
u should dump her b/c im more fun to be around anyway.
u and i BOTH like fire and bombs and explosions!!!!
WE MAKE A BETTER TEAM!!!

1/2

[detonating]

[Record. Fucking. Scratch.

E X C U S E M E B I T C H ?????????]

2/2 I...AM SO SORRY JINX.....

[detonating]

You're fucking joking, right?
I should blast you into pieces for even SUGGESTING it

You barely know me. You obviously don't fucking know her. You don't know how fun she can be. Or how fierce. What kind of team we make. She's fucking amazing.

She's better than YOU are, you self-absorbed little SHIT.
If that's how you are, so willing to step on someone else' happiness to get what you THINK you want? It's no fucking wonder you can't find someone.

Text; UN: Cuddlebunny

[lightthedarkness]

[On the one hand, that's... a lot to throw at Jinx and it's far from kind.

Oooon the other, Usagi despises people who try to break up couples from years and years and years and YEARS of people pulling that shit with her and Mamoru to the point that it LITERALLY caused a war in her fucking kingdom not once, but fucking TWICE once in the past and once in the future. So her sympathy bar is... well, it's nonexistent, actually.

But look at how much he loves his girlfriend.]

Quick, someone frame this so Ochako-chan can hang this glowing confession on her wall.

This is so sweet, Suki-kun~

[detonating]

[Yeah. It's pretty unkind, but Katsuki has NEVER sugarcoated himself for anyone. He especially isn't going to do that for someone who has royally pissed him off. In his eyes, Jinx deserves it.]

SHUT
THE
HELL
UP

AND DON'T FUCKING CALL ME THAT BUNNY GIRL

[lightthedarkness]

Make me~

And no, you gave me a nickname so yours is Suki-kun~ It's perfect cause of how much you like Ocha-chan!

1/2

[opheliac]

( ... )

2/2 TXT ➡ VOICE

[opheliac]

Aww, how sickly romantic. What a sweet lil' boy you are.

(a beat then her tone drops low.)

— ... And what a waste of potential. Y'know now I'm thinkin' about it? You seem dumb and you wouldn't be able to keep up with me. Toooo weak. No fuss though! Nothing of value was lost.

Voice

[detonating]

[Jinx absolutely just struck like six nerves with him, but there isn't an explosion like there typically would be. Nah, that'd be too telling and he isn't gonna fucking give her that.

Instead, she gets cold, scathing amusement. Anyone who knows him knows that that's actually more dangerous than his yelling.]

Hah, sure. Whatever you have to tell yourself to make that absolute rejection go down easier.

[opheliac]

(she giggles and in that laugh, one can almost hear the twist in the grin she's making with the screen off.)

Hey, no harm done! I don't really do relationships, bleh! Death sentences are fun and all, but THAT kind isn't my style. I just wanted to play.

— Can we still be buddies or did I hurt your feelings too much?

Text - un: Uravity (wheeze, I'm so sorry, but she angy)

[floatsaway]

[BOY, OH BOY. Ochako had been more or less ignoring this conversation when she first saw it happen - wrinkling her nose at the entire thing but keeping said nose out of it. She's not usually a jealous person, and Bakugou would never betray her trust like that, she doesn't even have to worry about it (though she will go and give him a long huge and a kiss later for defending her like he did).

BUT.

This girl just had to go ahead and take some cheap pot-shots after she got her pasty, sad ass dragged across the verbal glass of her boyfriend's rejection. Was it mean? Yeah, it was. Was it deserved? Abso-fucking-lutely. And now this weirdo is backpedaling hard and prostrating to try and make herself feel better about everything. Ochako tried, she really fucking tried to ignore it, but no one...no one calls her best friend, her boyfriend, weak or a waste of potential.

Fuck off with that shit.]

You call my boyfriend weak, when YOU'RE the one whining like a brat who didn't get her way and then got scolded?
WEAK when he defended his love and loyalty and put a two-timing jerk like you in your place?
WEAK because your fragile little ego couldn't handle absolute failure like that?
WEAK because he saw right through you and figured out you're not worth his time and wouldn't give him even a speck of real affection that he deserves?
WEAK because he has the fortitude to tell you to go to hell for even daring to ruin what we built together?

If that's WEAKNESS then I think I'm all set with who I choose to live the rest of my life with.

Because at least he's not PATHETIC.

( txt; un: BOMBSHELL )

[opheliac]

(bold of you to think she is going to read this wall of text.)

ok but tell me whats ur fav color. the color u pick is v. important. URE LIFE IS ON THE LINE!!!!!!!

[here but not here]

[detonating]

[Oh. Wow.

Normally he'd be fucking LIVID about someone butting into his battles but uh....

His shitty shriveled heart is kinda fucking touched right now.]

text | un: deku

[wannasmash]

[ Usually in the habit of trusting in the well-known strength of his friends and letting them defend themselves, Midoriya has kept quiet, but the best way to taunt Midoriya and make him see red is to nail a deep cut on a friend.

Text means he has a few seconds to cool off. He retrieves all the more reasonable thoughts that just took flight out of his head. She sounds like the old Bakugou. It makes Midoriya feel dismissive, but he's trying to be better at understanding people (and not getting into fights on the internet, Except When He Does). ]

He's one of the strongest people I know. Not always looking down on others.

text | un: dito (cw: mention of necrophilia)

[syncopathic]

have you checked the cemetery? I'm sure the local corpses are VERY amenable.

[opheliac]

i havent
but u know whats great?
kissing a stick of dynamite while being strapped to a pole.
unable to move.
the infinite kiss as the timer counts down to 0.
want to try it?
ive heard it gets RLY heated at the end.

[Private] (cw: mention of sexual violence/death i don't even fucking know it's Dito)

[syncopathic]

[...Okay, maybe this chick has some hot ideas. Time to up the ante a little.]

Never was a fan of not being in control of my own body, but I can see the appeal.

Stop me if you've tried this one before-- you're fucking someone while palming a blade, and the moment they're about to unload you stab them in the neck and just ride out the crazy death tremors.

If they're on top you get the chance of them coughing up blood right on your face, too. Really enhances the experience, in my opinion.

[opheliac]

whoa cant say i havent.
still a virgin over here
never been kissed
COMPLETELY untouched!!!

toying w/ the dead might be a LIL much for my taste BUTT!!! if thats ur thing, POINTS TO YOU! wont hate u for it.
the blood part i like def. the cutting, scratching, biting, etc.

[syncopathic]

No wonder you have a screw loose. I have to admit, it's been a pretty prolonged dry spell for me too. Almost makes me want to take my own advice and hit up the local boneyard.

Nah, I'm not that desperate. The dead don't give you the delicious little plethora of emotions that the living give you. I'm sure it's boring as hell.

[detonating]

what in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[syncopathic]

Depends. Can you spare two hours?

[detonating]

No.

[syncopathic]

I thought not.

Then I'm just going to simplify it and say that dalliances with the dead is actually one of the few things NOT on the list of things that are wrong with me. Does that answer your question?