video; un: porgasm

[provenforce]

[ The video shakes as it comes on like it's been struck by something, and it takes a moment for the picture to orient itself in Rey's cozy bungalow. The scene before us is Rey standing in the middle of her living room with her hands on her temples as she looks helplessly around at a sea of porgs. At least 50 in her small home in a rainbow of colors, both their natural brown and black hues and absurd colors like magenta and lime.

The dismayed look on Rey's face is probably understandable in this moment. One of the porgs is her Omen, that one is a little smaller than most of the others and has wisely fled to the top of the fridge where it looks on in amusement. ]

Oh this is getting out of hand, why do I keep creating you? I'm not even trying to!

[ She looks up, dismayed, and noticed that one of the furry, feathery bodies had turned her camera on. At first the panic on her face amps up but then she presses her lips together, dropping her arms in a helpless open-palmed gesture. ]

Does anyone know how to get rid of things accidentally created with Darkblood abilities?

Comments

un: hottopicgoth

[survivalthroughhate]

[Maul looks immensely pleased by this turn of events.]

And just when everyone was saying that it was going to be a lean winter here....

[Looks like Maul has the same idea Luke does about what to do with the porgs.]

un: porgamatic

[provenforce]

[ The porgs look very dismayed by all this talk of eating them. ]

If we're planning on eating them I think breeding them to be eaten might be better, but then we'd have to plan on feeding them too. I don't think they'd be a good long-term option otherwise.

[survivalthroughhate]

What do they eat? If it is something simple, perhaps that would be a good plan. And if they reproduce quickly, that would create a good source of steady food.

[Even now his practiced eye is picking out the biggest and fattest ones.]

un: porgamid

[provenforce]

They're foragers, I think it was mostly worms and small fish, maybe seeds. I didn't spend a lot of time studying their eating habits. There are several people who want them as pets though so I don't know if eating them is an option anymore.

[survivalthroughhate]

People keep animals like goats and Kowakian monkey-lizards as pets but they're also used for livestock as well.

[Maul doesn't think one prevents the other from occurring. Food is food in his mind.]