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[ The video shakes as it comes on like it's been struck by something, and it takes a moment for the picture to orient itself in Rey's cozy bungalow. The scene before us is Rey standing in the middle of her living room with her hands on her temples as she looks helplessly around at a sea of porgs. At least 50 in her small home in a rainbow of colors, both their natural brown and black hues and absurd colors like magenta and lime.

The dismayed look on Rey's face is probably understandable in this moment. One of the porgs is her Omen, that one is a little smaller than most of the others and has wisely fled to the top of the fridge where it looks on in amusement. ]

Oh this is getting out of hand, why do I keep creating you? I'm not even trying to!

[ She looks up, dismayed, and noticed that one of the furry, feathery bodies had turned her camera on. At first the panic on her face amps up but then she presses her lips together, dropping her arms in a helpless open-palmed gesture. ]

Does anyone know how to get rid of things accidentally created with Darkblood abilities?

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Well, that depends...

[ He's a little sorry for this, Rey, but... ]

Do they cook up well?

[ If Luke asked anyone else he probably would have gotten some kind of scandalized "but they're friends!" answer. But Rey is a scavenger. She is practical. Looking around at the rainbow of feathery creatures surrounding her she shakes her head. ]

I don't know. Chewie cooked some up once but apparently they were very upset with him and after that he wouldn't let anyone talk about eating them.

[ They certainly don't like it now, a lot of dismayed cooing and big sad eyes turn on Rey and Luke on the other side of the screen both. ]

Oh don't look at me like that, you're just more mouths to feed right now!

[ Luke let out a snort, about to make a quip about Chewie finally finding something that defeated his stomach, but he choked it back at the sound of dismayed coos and sad eyes. Okay, to be fair to the wookiee, that was a difficult weapon to fight against. ]

In all seriousness, I am worried about what they'll do to the ecosystem around here if they're left free to run amok.

At the same time... you may have accidentally created an easily renewable resource.

I wasn't planning on letting them run amok, though they are definitely wont to do that.

[ Rey sighs, picking her way over porgs to her device. ]

They are hardy little creatures, Ahch-To was barely more than a rock in the ocean and they thrived there, and then when we landed they immediately started roosting in the Millennium Falcon. By the time we left there were five different nests full of eggs!

Edited 2022-11-26 16:12 (UTC)

[Maul looks immensely pleased by this turn of events.]

And just when everyone was saying that it was going to be a lean winter here....

[Looks like Maul has the same idea Luke does about what to do with the porgs.]

OH MY GOSH! THEY'RE SO CUUUUUTE!

... what are they?

Do they make good pets? I bet there are plenty of Trenchies and Sleepers who'd be willing to adopt one. [ she... might almost consider it herself because wow those big eyes tickle at her heart ]

You could probably give them away. That's what I've been doing for all the stuff I've been making. Thankfully, I haven't made anything alive this month.

[Oh, Kavinsky had so many questions, and you could bet he was going to ask them all.]

Jesus Christ you've got an infestation on your hands. [A very cute infestation, but still.]

I didn't even know Darkbloods could create shit like that. I'm still new to the whole blood magic thing.

[That said-]

Are they permanent? The--whatever those things are.

How come I keep creating useless junk and nightmare fuel and you get ...whatever those are?

I'll take one off your hands if they're friendly and low maintenance. What do they eat? Also, needs to be asked: what are they?

[ The porgs look very dismayed by all this talk of eating them. ]

If we're planning on eating them I think breeding them to be eaten might be better, but then we'd have to plan on feeding them too. I don't think they'd be a good long-term option otherwise.

They are, they are just... very annoying also.

They're called porgs, they're a bird from the island Luke was hiding on. Though they're usually not this... colorful.

Chewie seemed to be fond of them. I've never really... had a pet so I don't know what makes a good one.

You're lucky. I've made a few things that weren't alive but then these started coming and won't stop. If there are people who want them I am more than happy to give them out.

It's not usual, I don't think. But I've been having trouble controlling my abilities this month and well...

[ a helpless gesture to her bird problem is made. ]

They feel permanent. I can't seem to make them go away, at least. Every time I try, ten more appear.

They're called porgs, they're native to a planet I once visited back home. They eat bugs and small fish, I think? They're very friendly and seem to be able to understand a few different words. They don't like that people are talking about eating them, at least.

I see.

And you just... started producing them. Out of the blue. What are you going to do, set them loose?

Well, I'll take one if you want! And I know some others who would probably want one as a pet!

I was trying to do something else, it wasn't entirely out of the blue. But I can't get it to stop, now.

[ She huffs, hands on her hips, looking around. She's obviously frustrated but for once it isn't really focused at Kylo. ]

Obviously I'm not planning on setting them loose because who knows what would happen, but they can't all stay here, either.

By all means anyone is welcome that wants one, just know they'll nest in literally anything.

[bugs and small fish? it can find the bugs on its own, right? as for small fish? well, he has a few options. why the hell not, eh? he's halfway sold before she says understand a few different words.]

Are there any specific words they understand, or just the general idea of being eaten? I'll take one, and I promise not to eat him. Or talk about people doing that in front of him.

How do we do the hand-off when it's not so safe out there?

I've never had a pet either, honestly, but I've heard that the best pets are cuddly, cute, and easy to take care of. They definitely check off the first two things.

Well. They look cuddly.

[ Luke let out a snort at that. ]

I bet Han had a fit over that.

[ Oh. ]

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