video; un: porgasm

[provenforce]

[ The video shakes as it comes on like it's been struck by something, and it takes a moment for the picture to orient itself in Rey's cozy bungalow. The scene before us is Rey standing in the middle of her living room with her hands on her temples as she looks helplessly around at a sea of porgs. At least 50 in her small home in a rainbow of colors, both their natural brown and black hues and absurd colors like magenta and lime.

The dismayed look on Rey's face is probably understandable in this moment. One of the porgs is her Omen, that one is a little smaller than most of the others and has wisely fled to the top of the fridge where it looks on in amusement. ]

Oh this is getting out of hand, why do I keep creating you? I'm not even trying to!

[ She looks up, dismayed, and noticed that one of the furry, feathery bodies had turned her camera on. At first the panic on her face amps up but then she presses her lips together, dropping her arms in a helpless open-palmed gesture. ]

Does anyone know how to get rid of things accidentally created with Darkblood abilities?

Comments

un: porgmas

[provenforce]

It's not usual, I don't think. But I've been having trouble controlling my abilities this month and well...

[ a helpless gesture to her bird problem is made. ]

They feel permanent. I can't seem to make them go away, at least. Every time I try, ten more appear.

[burnyoudown]

I consider myself lucky I haven't had that problem.

[But he also wasn't a Darkblood, so that was probably a huge chunk of things.]

I'd suggest stopping trying to get rid of them for now, then. Say someone was willing to take one or two for pets though, how hard are they to take care of?

[It sounded better than 'release them into the wild and see what happens'. Not because he wasn't exactly the type of gremlin person who would do that, but because there were monsters here and these little things would probably get eaten.]

porgapraphy

[provenforce]

I think they'll be fairly easy to take care of, as far as I know they eat normal bird things. We had some living with us for a while back home and it was more my friend taking care of them, but he made do well enough.

[burnyoudown]

Normal bird things like seeds and shit?

[He didn't know a whole lot about birds- he was more a dog person, but birds were still cool.]

I wou- wait, are they housetrained? Do they shit everywhere?

[Kavinsky with the...unusual but important questions...]