video; un: porgasm

[provenforce]

[ The video shakes as it comes on like it's been struck by something, and it takes a moment for the picture to orient itself in Rey's cozy bungalow. The scene before us is Rey standing in the middle of her living room with her hands on her temples as she looks helplessly around at a sea of porgs. At least 50 in her small home in a rainbow of colors, both their natural brown and black hues and absurd colors like magenta and lime.

The dismayed look on Rey's face is probably understandable in this moment. One of the porgs is her Omen, that one is a little smaller than most of the others and has wisely fled to the top of the fridge where it looks on in amusement. ]

Oh this is getting out of hand, why do I keep creating you? I'm not even trying to!

[ She looks up, dismayed, and noticed that one of the furry, feathery bodies had turned her camera on. At first the panic on her face amps up but then she presses her lips together, dropping her arms in a helpless open-palmed gesture. ]

Does anyone know how to get rid of things accidentally created with Darkblood abilities?

Comments

un: porgalicious, video is permanent bc she has hands full of bird

[provenforce]

They're called porgs, they're native to a planet I once visited back home. They eat bugs and small fish, I think? They're very friendly and seem to be able to understand a few different words. They don't like that people are talking about eating them, at least.

the cutest birds though!!

[stayscared]

[bugs and small fish? it can find the bugs on its own, right? as for small fish? well, he has a few options. why the hell not, eh? he's halfway sold before she says understand a few different words.]

Are there any specific words they understand, or just the general idea of being eaten? I'll take one, and I promise not to eat him. Or talk about people doing that in front of him.

How do we do the hand-off when it's not so safe out there?

un: porgist

[provenforce]

It seems centered mostly around food and eating, you might be able to teach them other words? I know that's popular with pets.

[ She looks around at the mess of porgs surrounding her, humming thoughtfully ]

If I can come up with some way to keep them from flying off I can deliver them, it being unsafe isn't really a problem for me.

[stayscared]

[i'll take one he thinks. he will end up with a small family of four because he doesn't want to separate them.]

Food is a great motivator, that is true. Maybe a box with little holes in it, so they can breathe. The kind you get at a pet shop.

You're not worried about the Zealots? Or the buildings doing the old switcheroo on you?

[spending way too much time indoors unless he's in a group. even then he's ...a little twitchy.]

un: porgorophobia

[provenforce]

It looks like I might be transporting several so a few boxes isn't a bad idea, I could fit them onto my speeder well enough.

[ She shakes her head at the question. ]

I can fight. As far as the buildings go, I'm pretty good at finding my way around.

[stayscared]

Do you know the Inn called the Sanguine Station? I can meet you downstairs in the "common room". That okay?

[he has now manifested several goldfish in bags without meaning to. and then come the goldfish crackers. please, not a bug infestation next. this inn does not need a hornet problem or worse.]